Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
uh oh ... Lied again.
“Delia’s Gone”?
Frank is screaming at me. I don’t know why. Someone could write a song.
I have to go to the Post Office, which is not as fun as the DMV, but at least it’s a change.
Compared to Bill, you’re extravagantly amiable and frivolous ;-).
That boulevard is so different, now! LOL!
LOL! Thanks! That’s good to know!
My feet are not nearly as swollen as yesterday, and my legs look positively thin. But I prefer that to the way they were yesterday!
However, I was up every hour or so during the night. Diligence pays off, I guess!
Remind me not to miss the dosages on my pills. I’m sure that is the reason why my kidney was reluctant.
Don’t miss the dosage on any of your pills!
Thanks! Even though they are sitting in plain sight, I still resist taking them. There are so MANY, that I find I often gag on them, trying to get them down.
*sigh*
I feel that way about the vitamins sometimes.
Well, off to Walmart ...
I went to Walmart earlier, and got a CD/DVD case (holds 128) and will wait till I fill it before I get a second and/or third one. I also had to get some yogurt for me and lettuce for The Stig.
Works for me! Happy Monday to U2!
“May I fore-go pregnancy?”
Sure! I know I’ve given it up.
Thanks TC, SG, and DS.
The little guy is great! He rolled over for the first time this morning!
Vlad is adorable in his suit!
Bob, and Moose07, I plan to get back to you on the subject of motors and magnetism. Soon I hope.
I realize I said I would change my gender because was wished Happy Mother’s Day. Am going to back out of that. I hate blood and the loss of a certain body part gives me the willies.
I’m speaking to you. Does that count?
Congratulations to Marshall on his rollover! (Please excuse terminology that makes his sound like an investment event.)
my apology Sg. Thought was saying I would be off limits or into the outer limits by this time. Though lied to I again. {{HUGS}} Sg.
Oh, My!
Don’t give that up for me!
You are more right than you know. I think it is an investment event. :-)
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