Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I’ll take your word for it. Your grandmother left me a check for your birthday. I’ll mail it with the other stuff.
I will however take some of my toolbox that I have when I come down next. Including the torque wrench. They’re expensive and I need one.
Well, now you’ve identified a whole radical right-wing family. And catz.
Sure, it’s all here.
Orson Scott Card wrote “Lost Boys” which was absolutely chilling. I couldn’t put it down.
Now that I have a vehicle with a bed, I have room to store things like tools.
I’m totally impressed.
Anybody bright enough to be a talented FReeper can master these kind of skills if they don’t mind getting dirty LOL.
So cute! Thank you!
Thanks for photo—something euphoria-inducing about it—brings a smile! What does the “V” stand for in VCommunion?
Gorgeous! Is Elen feeling better?
So handsome!
Darling! And you look so vivacious!
What was the project about? It looks like my a stick-figure horse except for the end with three legs and no head.
They are gorgeous!
... thread....
....bunny....?
No pancakes though.
Build a ramp to roll a matchbox car down. They got points for how tall it was, and points for how fast the car went.
In a scowly way.
I was feeling cheerful, Vlad is cute, and the V was a typso, but it fit.
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