Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
If you can’t make a 3 point turn or parallel park you shouldn’t be driving ever.
Especially a 3 point turn. Parallel parking is, I guess, not especially useful to people who didn’t live in Seattle.
Parallel parking a gigantic old steel F-150 is horribly difficult.
My mechanic replaced the head gaskets in the Neon last fall. My ability as a mechanic doesn’t go past replacing brakes and changing the oil, unfortunately.
Need to order a Haynes manual for the Subaru.
I think I’ve seen Elen in a Subaru commercial.
Her lines are:
NO!
What?
Whaaaat?
Some of the “road barges” of the ‘60’s were horribly difficult to parallel park. I failed that part of the driving test in MO, of all places, but aced it in CA three years earlier.
Should I have seen the signs of where the state was going...?
BTTT.
Speaking of road barges - I saw a Maserati Quattroporte the other day in Cape May.
Massive car.
I can replace brakes and change oil, as well, but I wouldn’t call me a mechanic! I know about engine “noises” only on the older vehicles. The new ones with all the computerized gizmos leave me in the dark. Give me something simple with a manual tranny, and I’m good to go.
But then, I had older brothers, and was married to a man who knew engines and cars. Some of it eventually rubs off...
Elen can say all of those lines with appropriate teenage inflection.
You're not the first to mention that.
Parallel parking a 15-passenger van is less fun than free wine, too.
OI!
We have a Maserati here, that I see from time to time, but it is going to fast or in the other lane to catch the name.
Flame orange! Convertible.
Subaru is an interesting story.
When (Republicans) negotiated a deal for them to build a plant in Indiana in 87, union promoting Democrat Evan Bayh viciously attacked the guy who was Lt. Gov at the time (John Mutz) and won the governor election.
It’s gone on to become a staple of the NW Indiana economy and they just announced another 900 employees to be hired.
Maybe Anoreth can learn to fix it herself. She took Auto Shop in community college ...
I would love to drive one. Wouldn’t buy it. I would buy a BMW M3 instead, or a 911 Turbo.
Maybe Vlad could play a younger version of Ender Wiggin.
Do you think he’d mind if we sewed a button on his neck?
Mine is a 2003. I’ll keep an eye out for oil in the coolant and so forth, but they may have fixed the problem in their 2.5 flat four by the time mine was built.
I have nowhere near the tools required to do that.
They do make a brilliant engine.
Good. More, more! I like pictures. I’m making a little income on the side from the DHS.
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