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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Anoreth
The people at Walmart didn’t put the oil plug back into the Neon all the way.

Make sure they didn't cross thread it and bugger up the pan. If so go back and raise h!ll.

3,121 posted on 05/12/2013 2:55:42 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth

You got Anoreth a Boromir T-shirt???

(You always did like her better than you did me....)


3,122 posted on 05/12/2013 2:56:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s really not that hard of a test. If I can pass a test the first time anyone in the world who can read should be able to.


3,123 posted on 05/12/2013 2:57:04 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

Hire some local kids to do the detail work. Bribe them with gift cards from the local fast food choke-n-puke.

Then you can up the price of the car.


3,124 posted on 05/12/2013 2:58:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Anoreth; Monkey Face

I keep wondering how Anoreth and Bill passed both tests the first time, but Tom and Elen haven’t. Degeneration of the genetic material, perhaps ...

If I go to Hot Topic ever again, I’ll get you a Boromir t-shirt, too, ‘Face. Has anyone admired your Charlotte Motor Speedway shirt?


3,125 posted on 05/12/2013 2:58:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: nascarnation

The pan is alright it just wasn’t on tight enough. Tomorrow I’ll pick up some more oil to put in it I guess.
The Neon is surprisingly sturdy. It continues to run no matter what happens to it.


3,126 posted on 05/12/2013 2:58:52 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
I try to keep lettuce on hand for TheStig. He really likes romaine and arugula, but will settle for iceberg. He even likes bok choy!

You will never defeat Bok Choi!

3,127 posted on 05/12/2013 3:03:49 PM PDT by null and void (The motto of all liberals is "With your guilt and your gelt we can get away with anything!")
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To: Tax-chick

I have admired it every time I wear it! LOL!

Lots of people have commented on it, but few know A. Where Charlotte is and/or B. What is a Speedway?

So I wear it and love it! And I didn’t realize I took so many great photos of the place. :o])

I promise I will get them off to you as soon as I can concentrate on something besides the footballs I call feet.


3,128 posted on 05/12/2013 3:05:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; TheOldLady
I'm reading "Ender's Game" by Orson Scott Card, because there's a movie coming out in the fall.

So I've seen Asa Butterfield's picture in trailers and such.

Then you posted Vlad's picture, and I said, "Hmm ...".

3,129 posted on 05/12/2013 3:06:03 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Monkey Face

If my siblings had any work ethic or ability to shine chrome and repair paint scratches I would drive it to NC and pay them to do it, but they are incapable of washing a car so that’s out.


3,130 posted on 05/12/2013 3:06:49 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

Tape three edges of a card over it.


3,131 posted on 05/12/2013 3:06:51 PM PDT by null and void (The motto of all liberals is "With your guilt and your gelt we can get away with anything!")
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To: Tax-chick

I suspect the problem for Tom and Elen lies in over-thinking. Sometimes, folks with higher IQs have a tendency to do that, unless the IQ is tempered by an equal amount of logic.


3,132 posted on 05/12/2013 3:07:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Butterfield has a pointier face, and bigger eyes in comparison to the rest of his features.


3,133 posted on 05/12/2013 3:08:01 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Anoreth

Keeping a “veteran” car going is a huge $$ savings, absolutely huge.


3,134 posted on 05/12/2013 3:08:14 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

*CREEPY*


3,135 posted on 05/12/2013 3:08:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: nascarnation

I’ve bought a used Subaru to replace it so I expect to have another car that won’t stop working ever.


3,136 posted on 05/12/2013 3:09:07 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Monkey Face

By now, Elen’s problem is overthinking. Tom’s problem was overconfidence.

We will go down to the DMV and let him practice 3-point-turns at the “the spot,” before Friday.


3,137 posted on 05/12/2013 3:09:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: null and void
...You will never defeat Bok Choi!

I heard that, somewhere....

3,138 posted on 05/12/2013 3:09:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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To: Anoreth

As long as you (or your mech) are good at replacing head gaskets.


3,139 posted on 05/12/2013 3:11:17 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: Anoreth

LOL!

I know exactly what you mean! I have a sibling who has never driven, much less knows what is inside an engine compartment. Of course, the price of gas isn’t even a topic. ;o]


3,140 posted on 05/12/2013 3:11:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If the people lie to government, it's a felony; if government lies to people, it's just politics.)
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