Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Yes, the new-to-us loveseat! It’s very sturdy!
I saw what I thought was a very small 4-year-old at the exchange yesterday only to realize after a minute that he was actually normal sized. I was confused as to how a child that small could be walking.
Four-year-olds aren’t very big, unless they’re Frank.
Kathleen can walk. She’ll like you, and you can give her wine and beer.
Top Gear is on.
That’s good. I’ve bought a bottle of gin.
Unnngh. Use it to disinfect your garbage disposal.
It’s Beefeater gin. Quite decent for the price. I’m saving it though because I have a new bottle of vodka and 6 cans of tomato juice.
Welcome!
Wonder how he’d react to six foot tall rabbits?
“We have your thoughts in a jar!”
“is it chalcedony?”
“Yes.”
“Okay!”
Watching that, for sure! And having lots of laughs! Here, it was the “stretch limos” segment.
Those guys are NUTS!!
“The Alfa-raab?”
With shock and terror.
I like gin gimlets. But that’s about all gin is good for. ;o]
I’m sure James has thoughts going on.
I’ve wasted most of the day watching it with a long stop to go under one of the cars and try to figure out what is leaking.
The people at Walmart didn’t put the oil plug back into the Neon all the way.
You still have the Neon? I have a part for it, that Bob sent!
I can US Mail it tomorrow along with the Boromir t-shirt.
Something fun!
http://now.msn.com/leno-gas-station-prank-turns-will-sims-and-monifa-sims-into-sensation
If you do that I’ll put it in and raise the price a bit.
I plan to sell it for about 2 grand once it’s cleaned out. I’d sell for more but I don’t feel like doing all the detail work.
I’ll try to get it done tomorrow. I need to go to the PO to mail my passport renewal, anyway. I’m not going to the DMV tomorrow again, even if Elen cries.
Wellthatbites. No wonder they are called Walmartians...
I began watching it this morning, but took a two-hour break to have “brunch” with my daughter and son-in-law.
The marathons are always good. I’ve googled the men and they are all surprising! They don’t have to beg for sponsors. Most everything they attempt is backed all the way by car manufacturers around the world.
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