Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
My cute little feeties are swollen beyond belief, and I need to go get parallel to the deck.
Hold my calls. I’m not accepting visitors. If my squeeze calls, I’m “indisposed.”
And I’ll see y’all tomorrow!
*HUGS* to all the mothers and children of mothers!
"Safe Haven" with Josh Duhamel, Julianne Hough, Cobie Smulders, David Lyons, Noah Lomax, Ric Reitz,
Red West, Cullen Moss, Mimi Kirkland
2013, Rated PG-13, 115 minutes
A young woman (Hough) stabs someone in murky scenes where not much can be seen. She gets some help
from a neighbor and leaves town. An obsessive cop puts out a nation-wide APB for her for Murder One and
proceeds to search surveillance tapes and question anyone who may have seen her. Meantime, she gets off the
bus in a quiet little town where she decides to stay. She meets a nice young widower (Duhamel) with two kids,
and they all become close. Just when things are looking really good, the cop catches up with her. Tempting
spoilers abound, but I will refrain. There is a truly lovely twist at the ending. I'll say no more, other than we loved
it and gave it ★★★★
"Jack Reacher" with Tom Cruise, Rosamund Pike, David Oyelowo, Richard Jenkins, Alexia Fast, Robert Duvall,
Werner Herzog, Kristen Dalton, Nicole Forester, James Martin Kelly, Dylan Kussman
2012, PG-13, 130 minutes
Interesting but complicated story about an ex-sniper from the Army who comes home with PTSD and is
suspected in a random shooting of five people. He will not speak to the police, even after being questioned for
hours. He writes, "Call Jack Reacher," and that is all they get out of him. He is sent to prison based on the
evidence found at the site, but on the way he gets beaten into a coma and goes to the prison hospital. Reacher
Cruise) shows up and gets on the case. He's also ex-Army. The Asst. DA (Pike) is the DA's (Jenkins) daughter,
and they team up because of the apparent falseness of the evidence and suspect that the sniper was framed and
beaten to forget the details. The plot thickens. Again, no spoilers, but this is a great movie, maligned by the
critics, but funny in spots and scary in others. We gave it ★★★★
Wow! Have borrowed a number of the Jack Reacher books from the digital library. Have always enjoyed them! Thanks for the reviews.
P.S. Also have an exercise DVD done by Julianne Hough. Ai yi yi! I used to be able to do stuff like that. Now, unghh....
Thank you so much! That sounds dreadful. I loathe rap, and their using it for a Jazz Age story is a dang crime.
You obviously have excellent taste and knowledge of recent history as well.
Hmmmm....Have I been missing something good by not reading/watching Jack Reacher?
Normally, I don’t like Tom Cruise. The only thing I saw him in that I liked was “Collateral.”
I am open to suggestions!
(Thanks for the reviews you give. I suspect you are more like me than not...)
Off to bed! See you LATER!
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Cat scat moderators pulled this one off.
I loved the book, and the very first movie in 1974 with Robert Redford (before he came out as a commie dupe) was wonderful. The 2000 version, we gave two stars (bletch), and of course, this latest one is garbage.
I think I even look like you.
LOL!
Yes! We duz!!
My pleasure, my friends.
I hope your days are going swimmingly!
Morning everyone.
Thought is holding me under the water. It does not look good for me.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, LADIES!!!!
Get me out of there! Send Thought back to Poland for a refresher course!
Quickly!
I boxed up meself and shipped meself way off somewhere. meself would help me at times. I sometimes sits on the sidelines. Thought may have thought’s way. Last report from me was Gulp Gulp ... Gurgle Gurgle.
When does GB celebrate the occasion? Or does it?
Thanks for the wishes!
We’re looking at 100 degrees, today, and probably the rest of the week. :o]) And I’m like a lizard on a rock in the heat!
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