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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: null and void

I AM at work. Why do you think I’m not posting?

Actually, it’s a slow day. But I promised the Church drama team I’d find a steamer for their costumes and I just realized we have a rehearsal today, so I’ve been hunting them down. Found a decent one at Best Buy. You wouldn’t think, with the Fashion District just a half mile away, it would be so hard to find a steamer.


281 posted on 04/10/2013 10:02:51 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Tax-chick

“and now I have to restore order at home”

A few half shouted incantations sumoning fireballs and lightning blastings will fix that right quick.
Or, alternately, opening the closet door to that weirdo dimension and unleashing the horrible killbot Roomba vacuums may do the trick.


282 posted on 04/10/2013 10:03:21 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: no-to-illegals
Those of us you are missing appreciate your lack of aim.







Seriously!!!
283 posted on 04/10/2013 10:03:31 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Sorry, Sweetie—I don’t play golf. We figured that the logistics antinotyetpreclude touching base in Memphis. Hope to rectarificate on subsequent trips.


284 posted on 04/10/2013 10:04:11 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Darksheare

Last time I had to restore order at home I just moved and didn’t tell anybody.

I had peace for almost the entire afternoon before they figured out what I’d done.


285 posted on 04/10/2013 10:05:02 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Tax-chick

Glad you got to prayer group before Tom Driving Event.


286 posted on 04/10/2013 10:06:03 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: ArGee
Then they laid siege to the place like my family would do.
287 posted on 04/10/2013 10:06:48 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: ArGee; Silentgypsy
Last time I had to restore order at home I just moved and didn’t tell anybody.

Oh, I like that plan!

I put Kathleen to bed and unlocked the television cabinet. Now they will all watch "Phineas and Furb" like zombies during the Tom Driving Event. Must hurry, because Bill will need the car to get to his hair appointment.

82, sunny, and snowing pollen here.

288 posted on 04/10/2013 10:11:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; Silentgypsy
"Now they will all watch "Phineas and Furb" like zombies during the Tom Driving Event. "

We are T-minus 10 to TDE, make sure items are stowed away and all equipment is operational.
Goodluck, and Godspeed.

The shuttle sat in the driveway, sleek, powerful, and ready.
The engines hummed, a powerful thrumming noise from somewhere in there.
"Are you ready for this?" the remote video link snapped on, a familiar face reassuringly on the screen.
"I sure hope so."

289 posted on 04/10/2013 10:18:25 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: ArGee

Aim has been to have no aim. Did I fail again?


290 posted on 04/10/2013 10:19:21 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy
Sorry, Sweetie—I don’t play golf.

Good. I would put up the golf game but it is not family friendly.

291 posted on 04/10/2013 10:21:10 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

Yeah. My brother’s still a little annoyed at me.

But he knows he can count on me when he needs the favor returned.

Once I let him know where I live. :{)


292 posted on 04/10/2013 10:30:45 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: no-to-illegals
Aim has been to have no aim. Did I fail again?

Not sure as I have no intention of going into your bathroom while that is your policy.

293 posted on 04/10/2013 10:31:51 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

I’ll let you in the bathroom window.


294 posted on 04/10/2013 10:36:15 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

No ‘splish splash’ for me, thanks.


295 posted on 04/10/2013 10:40:24 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Looking for a thread about the naughty vice mayor. It seems to have got gone while I was doing some requested research. Anybody seen it?


296 posted on 04/10/2013 10:40:26 AM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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To: Darksheare

oops ... no doubt here. LOL ... it came in through the bathroom window on the vanity thread. Poster never_easii is back.


297 posted on 04/10/2013 10:40:28 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: don-o

do you remember which naughty mayor or the city or town?


298 posted on 04/10/2013 10:41:27 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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oops see that vice mayor


299 posted on 04/10/2013 10:41:49 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: ArGee

Wait, he’s out of the footlocker he was locked in?
Who let him out?
I thought you said he wasn’t getting out!


300 posted on 04/10/2013 10:42:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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