Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I'm on a roll.
Which is disappointing. I asked for an english muffin.
LOL!
Elen failed the permit test again. Tom failed the driving test. Now maybe he’ll listen to me when I tell him to signal his turns, huh?
Has Elen recovered somewhat?
Morning!
Morning .. it is a Great Day to Tell the Truth.
Why? Is it “politicians keep silent” day?
Now I understand why you report that you’ve cheated death once again after having been driven to Wal Mart by Tom. What time is your Mom arriving? Are you going to a special brunch on Mother’s Day?
Have a Great Day everyone ... East Bound and Down ... Here.
I REALLY need to get shopping!!!
Oh. My. Golly.
Elen needs to take a break from trying. She is too apprehensive. She needs to relax.
Tom? I think he needs to know he’s not the only person on the road. I see people make turns or change lanes with nary a signal, but I’m too afraid of the person behind me to do that. You never know what they will do, especially on the freeway.
I hope both the kids do better the next try.
Shouldn’t the two triangular buttons on the right say, “LOL?”
Bill and Anoreth both passed these things the first time. I don’t know what’s wrong with these two!
Tom isn’t a rotten driver, but he just doesn’t want to do what I tell him to. He’s just too full of himself. “Signal!” I say, when it’s time. “I’m going to,” he says. “You should have done it before I mentioned it.” I reply. That’s what the driving examiner said, too!
See how that works? Tom’s brain is filled with other things far more important than merely learning to signal properly TO AVOID AN ACCIDENT.
I told LabLady that every time she passed another car and cut in front of them, she was literally betting her life on the fact that the car that is now behind her has good brakes. It’s the same thing with signaling. If Tom doean’t signal his intentions, he is literally betting his life that the car he is cutting off has good brakes as well as good reaction times. It’s a jungle out there.
The word you are looking for might be ‘dynamo’...
Black helicopters?
Mimosas and Bloody Marys are socially acceptable with breakfast.
Just sayin'...
Most people mess up signaling because they’re thinking “When am I required by law to signal?” They aren’t thinking, “When might it be helpful to the clueless driver behind me to know that I’m considering a turn?” If more people thought like that, the signaling would be more useful and natural.
I will say I get really annoyed when I forget to signal and Mrs. ArGee points it out (she NEVER misses) and there was nobody on the road. It’s a SIGNAL. If there’s nobody to receive it, there’s no point in sending it.
Spider - er - Barbie. SpiderBarbie. Does whatever a Spider can...
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