Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Ho ho ho!
Good morning!
Does that look like a Maine Coon or a Ragdoll?
I tried growing lettuce in the desert. It was a complete flop.
Prayers up for Elen!
Ohyes....The infamous jumping cholla! GACK!
It’s called a “jumping cholla”...(pronunced “cho-ya”) and will “jump” off the plant at the mere suggistion of touching it. It sticks to everything.
And bites!
Good morning. I think. 58 degrees, a slight breeze and I managed to get a decent night’s sleep, though falling asleep was difficult. At least the swelling in my feet has gone down. Even my back doesn’t hurt as much!
Maybe, if I feel a little better later on, I will get the floors cleaned and the rugs shaken. (shook?) [meh]
There is certainly work enough for me. I just have to feel up to it. The aide that came last week was a total bust. I’m glad I didn’t have to pay her.
I thought a Staten was an Island just off Manhattan (and a borough of NYC).
That, too.
I’m not type A about anything. I don’t even worry if I don’t finish a p
Could be tough. I “won” a $499 (list) tablet on eBay for $370. Unfortunately, now I have to wait for someone called “lazymike” to ship it.
I’m sure I’ll get to play with it soon.
I’m trying to scatter some showers myself. The phone, which seems to think it’s a weather station, shows 56 degrees of the Fahrenheit variety.
Meanwhile, someone needs to find the AC switch for my office.
Prolly. According to the good folks at PayPal he runs a Pawn Shop in Hollywood, FL. I don’t know why anyone would pawn an unopened tablet, but that’s how it is. Obama prolly gave them the tablet thinking it was a smart phone, on account of the phones are smarter than Obama. Anyway, eBay says it shipped and lazymike has excellent ratings, so now all I have to do is wait.
I bet it won’t come in before I take off for a 4-day trip on Saturday, though. (Bummer.)
Elen failed again. She is not having a tiny meltdown, but she’ll get over and go out to exercise shortly.
On the bright side, she couldn’t have gotten her permit today, anyway, because their camera is on the fritz. If she’d passed the test, we’d have had to go back to do the rest of it.
Maybe tomorrow, if Tom’s Eagle project is approved tonight. Sigh.
The tiny meltdown has turned into a full-size sobbing fit. I think I’ll ignore it and just take Sally for exercise.
People who can’t control their sobbing fits shouldn’t drive. There are enough emotional land mines on today’s roadways to trigger a melt down every 10 miles or so.
I fully agree that 15-year-old girls driving is an idea with a lot of downside!
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