What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[Darksheare]

Naah, you’re safe.

[Cyber Liberty]

Oooh, beeber set to 100! I haven't seen that since Detroit, 1967.

[Cyber Liberty]

I posted a link to Roscoe’s thread back on the first page....

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks Cyber. Someone is trying to keep me safe. I knew that setting was wrong.

[Cyber Liberty]

The blast zone was measured in square miles. The life I saved may have been my own....

[no-to-illegals]

That is good ... Beeber set to stune. It all started last night with that equation. I appreciate it Cyber.

[null and void]

Speaking of stune, I'm stuned that this thread hasn't gone over a thousand.

Get to work people...

[Old Sarge]

[no-to-illegals]

missing some people

me to ...

[Silentgypsy]

Thank you for first lol of the day!

[Silentgypsy]

Awwwwwww.......

Good morning!

[no-to-illegals]

I has no excuse. Am has working on an equation. Thought left for Poland this A.M. me and meself is guilty.

[no-to-illegals]

Sg ... are you not going to be seeing Face this trip. I read last night you would not be at first touchdown. Has anything changed?

[no-to-illegals]

I know what that is ... Judy in Sunglasses!

[no-to-illegals]

The second song is dedicated to you Face ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=0qJPDIdm9kQ

[Darksheare]

Yes you did.
And I did have that particular thread in mind when I made this one.

[Darksheare]

LOL!

Wait.. I have thread authorority?
Is that like a bad sorority?

[Darksheare]

We’re over here now.
Forgot to ping you.
I think.

[Silentgypsy]

blow torch on a deer steak

Wow! Would you consider managing the BBQ portion of the next party?

[Tax-chick]

Good morning! I went to my prayer group, and now I have to restore order at home before I go to Walmart (A Tom Driving Event).