Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Don’t the east and west ends of it both head east to long island anyway, just on differing polar directions from each other?
Boring is Great! LOL are Great too!
TELL me about it.
I used to commute from NYC to Westport, CT and back every day. Fortunately, my company ran a shuttle bus. Unfortunately, the toilets were often out of service.
Coming back we’d hit the mess where all the roads come together to try to help people across the GW Bridge.
On Fridays we watched a LOT of movies without worrying about anything as trivial as vehicle motion ruining the experience.
Stand by ... I'll call Smokey to put them critters out.
While we are talking about Gotham, “The Cross and The Switchblade” will be performed next Friday at 7:00 p.m. at Times Square Church (51st and Broadway in Manhattan).
For those who live in the neighborhood it’s worth a visit. The price is a whopping $0 so you can afford to go to the McDonald’s on the corner beforehand.
oops ... should have read the entire post ... carry on!
Hey ... watch out for those icebergs.
“Iceberg, dead ahead!” the ships computer shouted.
“Braddy, we’re in space. there aren’t any icebergs.” Delta Sigma said over his glasses.
The holographic avatar pursed its hands and whimpered.
“But, I always wanted to say that.”
“Fine, we’ll head back to Earth, land in the Atlantic Ocean in winter, and we’ll play Titanic.” at that announcement, Bradamante perked up.
One almost could swear that the lighting got brighter as well.
I suggest Bradamante be reprogrammed.
That is now a phrase under the catagory of: 'borrowed merchandise'.
I've put a white 'Anchor light' on the masthead...
"What was that for?" The passenger demanded.
"That was for Pearl Harbor. Many people don't know this, but a lot of Jews died at Pearl Harbor and we don't forget easily."
"But," the victim protested, "I'm Korean. Pearl harbor was attacked by the Japanese."
"Japanese, Korean, Chinese, what's the difference???!!!" the man demanded before returning to his seat.
A few moments later the Jewish passenger felt a thump on his own noggin. He looked up to see his earlier victim standing over him. "What was that for?" he demanded.
"That was for sinking the Titanic," came the reply. "But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg," the Jewish passenger protested.
With a triumphant grin the Asian returned to his seat shouting, "Iceberg, Greenberg, what's the difference???!!!"
Well, she IS a slightly deranged AI.
Now Darks, everyone here knows me resembles that remark.
Hi moose ... prayers for an all quiet week.
(FWIW: My favorite avatar.)
*snicker*
Bradamante is a slightly deranged AI, and she inhabits a three mile long or so armored hull.
I’m sure, were she real, she’d love this.
Well, after a fashon so do I..
*cougH*
As well you should!! LOL!
Hiya, Moosie! How are you today? Any results from the tests? (You can always FReepmail me if you’re sensitive!)
I’d like to have one of those lamps. It would go well with all the copper stuff I have, including a bedwarmer made in England (antique?) and a parmesan shaker. Not to mention a replica fan. I love copper! (The metal, not the policeman.) ;o]
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