Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Joe ... Could ya move that grill a little closer to the mop? When the mop catches fire, I’ll give the mop a tossy. Then will have a flaming mop. It will match the flaming beard seen yesterday. Someone will then yell Fire! I think that is the best plan. I didn’t have another one. Cleaning with fire is not a plan though. That snake outside may catch fire and burn down the house.
You think you are.
Now I’m not sure where *I* am in the continuum...:-\
Real life beckons me as well.
[friggin’ persistent little pest]
It's the Vast COW Conspiracy!
They're everywhere, infiltrating our society in nefarious ways, like the computers we use:
The food we eat:
And it's all planned and controlled behind the scenes by that shadowy group known only as...
THE OVERHERD!
When I get confused it's a sign I need to spend time on the Internet.
The Laughing Cow demands worship!
Thanks T-c. If she goes into the future, we’ll have to implement the correct setting on the time machine. I hate running those calculations. I’ll page Bob. He is good at calculations. Mathematics scare me. Clown hand out ice cream sometimes. I love ice cream.
What happened when I tried to mop the floor and why I'm not allowed to do that again is another story for another time.
I know the worry I had with that mop a little while back. I want to set the mop on fire. Everyone here is smarter than me and meself and the other three as well. The total of all is a 40/60 ratio for my being. Don-o threw an equation at me last night. Am is still over in the corner using all sorts of software to figure that equation out. I gave up and waved a white flag. Though packed bag again and headed off for Poland ... hey maybe it’s 50/50.
This is the Undead Thread.
Proper spelling comes and goes.
It even has its own secret door to enter and exit through.
Sure, supply closet is over that way.
I think.
Mine didn’t have anything to do with setting the mop on fire. It had to do with trying to remove the spiders from the circuit box using a mop.
I still think it was more the spiders’ fault than the mop’s, but I’m still not allowed to touch the mop.
Yes, many odd things. My beloved Face will start posting in Eastern Time, and that is bound to lead to strange goings-on.
There are times I am compelled to ask this question: Did you drop a lot of acid when you were younger? And...is there anything to that stuff they used to tell us about “flashbacks?”
Start with 100 of anything - apples, M & M’s, bottles of beer and go from there
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