Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Good night!
Thanks! I will have one, just because I can! I will see you tomorrow!
XOXO to all
You’re taking Silly to bed?
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
You've gone off on a tangent, again.
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D.O.G unit communication formats are used by most politicians ,this is why we tend to think they are speaking a load of 'Data pods'.
D.O.G units upload the Data via the olfactory Modem.
I became aware of the huge potential 'Bandwidth' last time i encountered one of these 'Pods'.
HELP!!!
Ah yes, the “glacial leftover” nearby with ‘10,000 years of lacustrine sediment deposits and mastodon bones’ in it.
Somewhere, a voice chuckles from the aether at our bad math puns.
A little less visible tuxedo cat, and you’d have how it looked when Kearen sat on Tristan.
Need to use Data Pod Data blockers.
You spray it onto the effected area and use a bucket with dihydrogen monoxide and some form of surfactant agent in it to remove the Data Pod.
The D.O.G. unit will be horribly upset, but that’s okay.
They had a petition not too long ago to see how gullible enviros were.
The petition was to ban the use of the known poison dihydrogen monoxide.
Yes, college students fell for it in droves.
Best part of teh whole thing was that it was initially a joke.
Well, there are some idiots out there who took it seriously.
And so it lives on, a joke that has mutated into legend.
Funny part of it is this: It is possible to suffer from water intoxication.
But I’ve never seen anyone do it.
“Dilutional hyponatremia”
I can see a megalomoniacal computer telling a captured human, “You shall be... diluted.”
Wow, the sleep fairy really whacked me with her wand last evening!
Good morning, y'all!
Honey reminds me of my HS sweetheart...
I passed it around at work what seems like fifteen years ago.
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