What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[Salamander]

Bon Scott, I think.

[ArGee]

Lest we forget:

I'm not sure we were in danger of forgetting, but you can't be too careful about some things.

[Salamander]

“Brand new, never lived in.”

Then why are the floors sticky?

[Salamander]

[no-to-illegals]

why are the floors sticky?

The sugar for the still missed going in the still. Was not even drunk. Hang on ... I'll get a mop.

[Darksheare]

Highway to Squirrel.
A least it isn’t one of those death metal bands.
You’d never know if they were grunting at a rabbit or the cute dog next door.

[Dead Corpse]

[Salamander]

Here..use this

[no-to-illegals]

Here ya go. Mop delivered. I busy with the shine batch.

[no-to-illegals]

Dang ya beat me. Is this moslem related?

[Darksheare]

I’ll have to ask the tentacles.

[Salamander]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWac5UT80no

[Salamander]

[Salamander]

Moose-free zone.

[and no cheese, either]

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

*snicker*

[no-to-illegals]

Don't bother me! Dang mopping ... I being fair. Ya beat me ... I mopping. Just got a sneaky idea.

[Tax-chick]

Monkey Face is secured at her departure gate. Soon she will fly East, into the future.

[Salamander]

Hey!

I’m in the future!

[but it’s now here so she’s flying into the past]

[Tax-chick]

Now I’m confused. It’s probably a sign that I should go do some Real Life. Seeya!