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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Darksheare
Oh! My! GOD! It's DIP!!!
1,841 posted on 04/25/2013 8:44:19 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Then you would have loved the stip where Pig and Rat were at the aquarium and Pig was singing, “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...” He gets interrupted by Rat who says, “Do you have to sing? Some of us are trying to enjoy looking at the fish.” Pig points at a snakelike creature which has just popped its head up and says, “What’s that?” Rat says, “That’s a moray.”

Last panel has Rat standing on the author’s desk saying, “Please die!!!”


1,842 posted on 04/25/2013 8:59:48 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: null and void

Yes!
And I have a bucket of it in my spare room.


1,843 posted on 04/25/2013 9:11:08 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: ArGee

Oh, that is sooooo cute!


1,844 posted on 04/25/2013 9:12:30 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Catz are not really our friends, are they?


1,845 posted on 04/25/2013 9:21:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Tax-chick

Tigger and Ninja are our friends, but Squeak and Fluffy are in my allowance for doubtful accounts.


1,846 posted on 04/25/2013 9:27:01 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face

I like your phrasing!

I got the girls’ passport pictures made this morning, in aid of their going to Europe with my mother in the fall. Now I need to read the directions for the rest of the process!

But first, brush my teeth and vacuum the living room.


1,847 posted on 04/25/2013 9:28:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: ArGee

LOL!


1,848 posted on 04/25/2013 10:23:28 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

Catz truly believe they are superior.
After all, how is it that we squeaking pink and other colored furless things cannot understand a simple ‘Meow’?
Why, preposterous!
So catz attempt to teach us what it means, usually by bringing us hideously mangled morsels and attempting to get us to cavort in thickets tat are way too full of wood and not enough empty space for us to cavort in.
[NiMH fully expected us to follow him into the woods and hunt birds with him. He was crushed to find that we must truly be defective and broken.]


1,849 posted on 04/25/2013 10:31:30 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: All

1850

January 26 - 1st German-language daily newspaper in U.S. published, New York City

February 5 - Adding machine employing depressible keys patented, New Paltz, New York

March 16 - Nathaniel Hawthorne’s “Scarlet Letter” published

April 4 - City of Los Angeles incorporated

April 15 - City of San Francisco incorporated

June 6 - Levi Strauss made his 1st blue jeans

July 14 - 1st public demonstration of ice made by refrigeration

September 9 - California becomes 31st state

September 28 - U.S. Navy abolishes flogging as punishment


1,850 posted on 04/25/2013 11:18:11 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m almost done packing. I washed clothes this morning and then drove over to see my daughter. (It is SO nice to have a vehicle!)

I was going to dry the clothes in the dryer, but didn’t want to spend the time or the money, so they are hanging in the doorways! They are almost dry, though, so before I go to bed, I can fold them and put them away.

In all this flurry and the preparations, I have forgotten to take my vitamins two days in a row. My bad. I KNOW I have to take them, and somehow, they seem to keep a relapse at bay. I think I need a “Minder.” Or maybe a “Handler” is a better word. ;o]

When you see Jamie, tell her I love my hair! And thank her again for me! (And thank YOU!)


1,851 posted on 04/25/2013 11:37:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: ArGee

An interesting year!


1,852 posted on 04/25/2013 11:41:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Monkey Face

I’ll text Jamie and let her know.

I’ve painted my fingernails orange to match my short dress.


1,853 posted on 04/25/2013 11:43:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Tax-chick

You go girl! All but the right index finger is intact on my hands, but if I can find the kit or the right right stuff from Sally Beauty Supply, I can do them myself. I really like the gels! Much stronger than my own nails but not as much of a hassle as acrylics.

It’s just too bad this had to happen before a funeral, where I will be facing strangers... :o|


1,854 posted on 04/25/2013 12:00:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: Monkey Face

They probably won’t be checking to see if your nails are complete, unless you ask them to ;-).


1,855 posted on 04/25/2013 12:02:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I think of that, but then, the E-Vil twin says, “But what if they DO check?” :o]

I’ll just tell them my index finger was amputated at the nail bed... *snirt*


1,856 posted on 04/25/2013 12:24:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: Monkey Face

You could wear gloves.


1,857 posted on 04/25/2013 1:05:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

And cover up the other beautiful nails??? Not likely!

Besides, when I’m on the podium, delivering the minor eulogy, no one will see anything but my head and shoulders and a disembodied hand reaching for the tissues at the right or left of the mike.

UNGH! I just realized I will be involved in the viewing...*sigh*

(heart) (breaking)


1,858 posted on 04/25/2013 1:15:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: Monkey Face

If you had hung your clothes on the doorways of the vehicle they’d be dry already.


1,859 posted on 04/25/2013 1:39:50 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Monkey Face
It’s just too bad this had to happen before a funeral, where I will be facing strangers

Just say, "I have to keep this one short so I can protect myself." Then take a quick look over your shoulder, say "Excuse me," and walk quickly toward the exit.

Just because it's a funeral doesn't mean you can't enjoy yourself a little bit.

1,860 posted on 04/25/2013 1:41:48 PM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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