Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Moving day, on the adjusted scale, is now the 13th or so.
And I won’t be available.
Lettuce spray so.
It’s easier to chalk it up to collective stroke.
Just got a texty message and the texty said ... “Hey, you’re dying out there!” It was a remindery to call the doctory and make an appointimnety. I’d forgotten.
Certainly it is around here!
Does that mean this UT is all clean?
Yuck!!!!!
I get phone calls from my dentist, but the doctor ignores us unless we call him.
That’s my excuse and I’m stickin’ to it.
“We haven’t poked and prodded your skin with suspicious medical items this year for sampling your DNA so we can build a clone army of you. So please, make an appointment! Our reference sample is almost used up!”
We only cleaned the parts that show when you look in the downtairs window. And people don’t do that very often, because of the blgrgths in the flowerbeds.
Not fun.
Brand new, never lived in.
It wouldn't surprise me. Under Obamacare all pain is shared.
And now, for no other reason than it cracks me every time, is Goal Snek.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rnpYGKqpdk
[I hate when my synapses randomly bump into each other]
I get Mexican radio from my fillings.
The Gregorian sounding chants from the dogs does seem rather odd.
Just what are they summoning?
That’s okay, they have eight DNA samples from me in some military freezer somewhere.
LOL
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