Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Sounds like a fun day ahead.
I need to get dressed and go to Weight Watchers.
Is it wrong to show up to Weight Watchers dressed as a cannibal tribesman?
People wear whatever they think will add least to their recorded weight ;-).
Cannibal Tribesman says he likes the buffet line.
*Groan*
The worst part of generating a character: They instantly take on their own personality and take off running to do their own things.
The weather beeber on my home page says it’s raining in your neighborhood. We hit 91 yesterday, and the A/C kicked on for one cycle, long about 2000 last night!
Today is not going to be quite as warm, but it is nice to go outside without a jacket on. :o])
USAA will indeed give me a loan at a reasonable fixed rate.
It is 54, cloudy, with an unpleasant north wind, but not raining. The HVAC guy is coming for the semiannual equipment check in about an hour, and then after that, I plan to get all my warm clothes on and go run.
Good, that’s what they’re there for.
I just got back from DMV. Painless, except for the gas used. *sheesh* All this to avoid a $375 ticket...
Hi! Is anyone else having interwebz and/or FR navigating problems?
Now I’ll have an indestructible Subaru for the next four years or so.
Gosh, I hope not. I went through a lot of work penning an Anniversary thread....
What?????
Why the $375 ticket?
Oh, trust me: It wasn’t my fault! LOL!
Busdaddy got a parking ticket for parking in a handicap space, and though the placard was on the dashboard, the ticket says it wasn’t there, and treated it as a violation.
It has been a real pain trying to settle it. I tried to handle it by mail, but “they” said I was a “local” and had to appear in person. When I appeared yesterday, they told me I could handle the rest of it by mail.
WHAT??? (idiocy)
You thought I got a ticket for speeding? LOL!
I haven’t been geeking much on FR today.
Daughter is renewing her vows next month and wants me there (big shock!) so I’ve been looking for a dress I could afford, in the style I wanted and the color preferred but have been singularly unsuccessful.
So then, I started hitting the sewing pattern sites, and came up with a few I liked, but I need to get over to JoAnn’s to see if I can find what I want in the way of fabric, color and price.
Wish me luck.
It’s going to be an evening affair and that makes it difficult for me because I can’t see to drive at night very well. (Cataracts.)
I’m just glad they are making things work, so I will do what I have to do to be there. This is the first time she has ever asked me to be with her.
:o])
I just had the FBI on my doorstep this afternoon.
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