Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Oh, dear.
Faulkner had an over-inflated image of his greatness. To me, he and Kafka could have been classmates. Ungh.
At least I understood what Kafka wrote, although it looked like he needed his bolts tightened for writing that stuff.
So did Faulkneer.
Good morning, y'all!
I’ve seen a dramatization of his “Old Man”.
I found it intriguing in its depiction of a different time, but one not so far removed from ours, and people of interesting and measurable character.
It’s morning, I think. I’m going to court with Busdaddy today over that parking ticket he got in March. I’m not looking forward to it, but I can’t leave him with $375 fine. Ungh.
At least we are going early, so I can come home and rest some more.
I love traveling, but I hate the recovery time. *sigh*
Good. Then you can have all my Faulkner reading assignments. Be sure to write a good review so I can turn it in and get an A+. *snort*
Lying is too much trouble. Discrepancies appear even in the performance of the most skillful liars. One error, and one’s credibility is shot. Who needs that stress?
Have all of his writings been turned into dramatizations?
I might have trouble completing the assignment if they haven’t.
Have you ever seen the Candid Camera episode in which two people go to a farming community and state that they are from the Department of Unexplained Happenings, or DUH? They are investigating crop circles, stating that they must have been created by aliens because no human could possibly create such large circles so perfectly.
This looks like Squeak, the Divacat.
Awwwwww.....
Are you always up so early? No wonder you go to sleep so early.
I’m trying to get some work done using my beeber, but it is all very confusing.
No, I’m usually up by 0500. I went to bed at almost noon yesterday, but didn’t sleep until almost 2030. Sleep is not my purpose when I go to bed “early.” My stamina runs out aroun 1400, and from that point on, I say and do stupid things because the fatigue afftects my brain as well as my body.
Going to bed to lie down and read or play video games is a safeguard.
That was good, Joe! LOL!
I should do that. But I won't.
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