Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I read that one too. I think it was in Analog.
Finally.
Still laughing over that one—thanks!
Maybe if you asked him first, he’d let you.
Our friend had a budgie she allowed to fly around the house. One day, he ate lilacs and purped poople all over the draperies.
Maybe he can train the tentacles to stay out of his mouth when he’s talking. (Like nail-biting?)
Hey—T-shirt weather!
Yes, it was in Analog.
I thought I checked out all of Dean Koontz’ books. Did you enjoy “The Face”?
Do you recall the name of that SF book?
I liked the one with “Heaven” in the title: Mickey Bellsong, Leilani Klonk, Old Sinsamea (sp?)
They will do that! But of course, if it’s allowed to dry, it isn’t too difficult to clean up. Finding it would be the hard thing, I think! LOL!
Most of his books are excellent reads. He is very talented.
It might have been Just a Hint by David Brin Analog 4/27/81?
Still looking.
That’s not it. Sorry.
Well, I didn’t pet him, but I did get a little hug and a peck on the cheek when Bryan and I left.
Bryan got a manly handshake, of course.
It is.
It’s still only 48, but it feels warmer because of the sunshine and lack of arctic breezes that have been blowing through here for the past two days.
I can’t remember the title either. I do know it goes back quite a ways.
I’m sorry ganag, but I have to go to bed. I’m too tired to stay up any longer, even though it isn’t quite noon.
Later.
Thank you for trying. I have to learn to stand on my own two feet and find my own answers.
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