Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
the worst soap opera that was ever written
That could describe "Anna Karenina."
My reading skills are deteriorating again. I misread that as "Marshall who will be 90 in 6 months." 90 pounds? Nope. 90 inches? Nope. It took that long to go back for a reread. That's what I get for leaving the last cup of coffee for Mr. Sg and having tea instead.
Thank you.
Apparently the brothers lived pretty close to her. That house is surrounded, as well as the location where the surviving brother is apparently holed up. All the police activity has her staying inside until it’s over.
That one prompted Mr. Sg to ask, “Undead Thread”? Then read it to him and he cracked up, too.
That is heart-melting....
Fluffy! Will Elen compete in soil science? How has that been progressing?
Yes, Elen is the team’s “expert” in soil science, although Lydia also knows a lot, since she studied it last year. They compete as a group, so although each student emphasizes one topic, they are all familiar with all of them, to some extent.
We’re supposed to get thunderstorms today, but nothing has happened yet.
Morning! Big windstorm last night. Peculiar seedy-stringy things stuck to wet surfaces all over the place.
It’s wonderful to see you on this freat gorum!
Uh oh. Prayers up for her safety.
Thanks for the prayers.
It is, in my not-so-humble opinion, the most appropriate war memorial ever made.
Huh?
I thought you wuz on the east coast?
LOL!! But without the British accent.
I know of several names on that wall, and when the “moving wall” came to Vegas several years ago, I could NOT make myself go. Instead, I went to the website, gave the names and got the positions on the appropriate walls.
With tears in my eyes.
Seriesly, I’m sure there are worse soap operas, but “Anna” is certainly extremely soapy.
You could get someone with a British accent to record your personal history. Maybe it would become a favorite in public libraries around the country!
Symbolically Boring. And not quite at the coast - that would be more interesting, what with hurricanes and all.
They call it the moving wall not because it moves, but because it moves.
Yep. I watched them set it up, since it was in the vacant lot next to the complex I was living in at the time.
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