Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I hope you have a good night! Will tell all the byos you miss them ;-).
Thanks! As alien as they all are, I love them. :o])
signs stopped ... guess I should have stopped.... LOL
Have a restful sleep and a Great night.
Whatever, n2i! Your greeting is always welcome, as are your prayers and good wishes.
We’ve been running both dehumidifiers yesterday and today. Without them, we are (u)wet(/u). Blech. Who’s driving the van tomorrow? Reading to kids was my favorite thing unless I arrived at the passages that made me cry, at which point daughter took over when she learned to read. (Jack London’s books were the ones....) Wimpy mom, I was.
You sound just perfect.
Oh, Face! Congratulations!
I’m sorry, I was away all week.
Where is the “I’m a Great-Grandma” post?
Thanks TC!
Found it!
My Daughter and I spent the last 5 days introducing Marshall to his Great-Grandma, who will be 90 in 6 months.
I’ll try to post a picture by this weekend.
Ping to #1270
Marshall is smiling often now, and even learning to laugh.
Being a Grandma is so much fun!
Thank you!
“In other news our sister company is throwing a crawfish boil next Friday and our receptionist asked me is she could “wear shorts to the knee.”
I said I thought she better pull them up higher than that.
Here comes the lawsuit.”
Thank You fanfan. Little ones do grow up ... too fast.
Will be saying more prayers for you and yours.
I have a problem with the crying thing, too. The other night I read the byos a story about a man and his son visiting the Vietnam Memorial. *sniffle*
There are three adults going, so they can take turns if one gets tired. Some of the kids have learners' permits, but I doubt they'll get a shift ;-).
Maybe I'll get to go next year, barring the arrival of additional babies in that time frame, or to the Science Olympiad finals (which is next weekend).
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