Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I am here to add prayers for you and yours too, as Sg did. Prayers nully. May God open a door and if not a door a window.
uh oh ... not certain but think am being told something.
I did try to but they didn't have any ammo. Oh that post wasn't to me, I, am, or thought. My error.
If anyone was going to say it I’m glad it wasn’t me ... my Thanks, cause you said it well for I, if I had said it.
LOL!
My eyes just shuddered! I wore contacts for 40 years, but I now have “sicca syndrome” which is the drying of the mucous membranes, so I can no longer wear contacts, unless I use copious quantities of liquid tears. *sigh*
I remember once I had a teacher that wore contacts. Keep in mind this was way back yonder when color lens first became popular. Well one day the class filed into class and the teacher had one blue eye and one brown eye. The teacher had always had blue eyes. A child in the teacher’s class spoke up and said teacher why do you have one blue eye and one brown eye like me. Yes this particular classmate had one blue eye and one brown eye. Then the child with one blue eye and one brown eye said to the teacher. I didn’t know you were like me. The teacher made a mistake at that point and said, oh I lost a contact. The child said, can you take my contact out of my brown eye? The teacher took the child aside to talk privately. True story.
I don’t know how old said child was, but I would have seriously considered pulling the child aside and saying, “Oh, so you want to be ordinary instead of extraordinary?”
I think the teacher may have followed your advice for that little person came back beaming. Either that or the child was hugged. Today a hug would not be acceptable though.
Not a complaint ... just to ask ... ArGee are you seeing anything strange related to your web activity?
Not a complaint ... just to ask ... ArGee are you seeing anything strange related to your web activity?
that was strange ...
This IS The Undead Thread, you know....;o]
LOL ... I think someone is out there trying to beat down the door. Me must have picked a fight.
I tried to keep me caged. Am is over in the corner saying a prayer. Thought said, “Enough, it is safer in Poland.”
I tried to keep me caged. Am is over in the corner saying a prayer. Thought said, “Enough, it is safer in Poland.”
Yes. I have had to constantly refresh the pages to post anything.
This is the first post all day that didn’t have that problem.
it is believe it or not time.
How did it get to Poland and why is it safer there?
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