Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Thanks! Mr. Sg does the welding. I’d make a colossal mess of it. I have one of those circular knitting looms and really want to try to make socks and hats with it but the stupid thing doesn’t come with illustrations and instructions so I need to get them off the interwebs. Did you evah?
Tea’s good. Howya doin’?
I can’t stand her, but Mrs. Liberty thinks she’s just great.
It is a tremendous loss for the whole world. We, as an entire species, don’t even get greatness like that every generation.
Me?
Our Pastor tells this story every couple of weeks.
We have a Tuesday prayer service and we have prayer cards people can hand friends to record the needs and bring to the service.
One week a woman dropped by the Pastor’s office to tell him they had to take their dog to a no-kill shelter because it had developed some condition they could not afford to treat. On the way to the shelter everyone was sad until their youngest grabbed a prayer card, wrote “I want my dog back.” and declared that their problems were solved.
The parents tried to explain to the child how God doesn’t work that way and offer what comfort they could, but the child just kept brandishing the card claiming it would all be OK.
Two days later the head vet at the shelter called and told the family he would pay the dog’s vet bills for the rest of its life if they would take it back. The vet had not been told about the card and had no connection to the family our our Church.
The moral? Take the kitteh to a no-kill shelter, but don’t forget to pray.
Rotel has a new diced tomatoes and habañero flavor. Made a stew with it last night.
Did you notice the bullhorn?
One day when I was taking a lesson at about 1,000 feet we flew over someone’s fenced in back yard. The someone was laying in the sun on a raft in her pool. My instructor said, “Watch this,” and opened the window. He shouted, “Helloooooo!” I can only imagine the look on her face, but I could see her sit up and look around to see who was calling her.
And we didn’t even have a bullhorn. :-)
Schwuuuuuueeeeet!!!!!
*flackbips.
That is a great guitar player.
I would take the cat to the shelter in a heartbeat if only it weren’t three states away from me.
I don’t have my grandson’s phone number, though I have the apartment address...just not the apartment number. The dynamics behind that are too convoluted to discuss on open forum, so suffice to say, I may see them tomorrow or Friday. But nothing definite.
Is this a sign I should run for the hills again? It’s SOP, as was once to by someone here.
It involves going out dancing on stage again, eh?
I bought a set of those circular knitting looms, and the package has the destruction photos as well as a DVD. I’m just not up to trying the technique, yet. I have to wait til my brain says, “Let’s DO it!”
as was once to .. missed two letters ... as was once told
I liked her in the series, “As Time Goes By.” I prefer Dame Maggie Smith. I’ve never seen her in a role she didn’t steal the show with.
Dench is a little on the “meh” side.
Would that it were!
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