Austerity! Feds spend $400,000 to study duck genitals

Human Events ^ | 3/20/13 | Todd Starnes

[NRA1995]

NSF spokesperson Debbie Wing told Fox News “NSF always strives to be good stewards of taxpayer dollars.” Sorry, honey, that's a bald-faced lie in this case!

[central_va]

They should spend the money on studying Republican genitals, or lack thereof.

[a fool in paradise]

This is not a ping!

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Only fat lesbian duck genitals I trust.

[a fool in paradise]

(file photo)

[Sacajaweau]

Makes my head explode !!!

[Gefn]

I’ve always wondered if Daffy, or Donald had well. Emm.

Now maybe it’s Scrooge mcDuck? He would tell them where not to spend his money.

[CPOSharky]

Isn’t it amazing that ducks survived this long without college grant seekers knowing all about duck di-ks?

[Vigilanteman]

Republican? Just have Mitch McConnell or John Boehner volunteer to be subjects of the study. It will tell them everything they need to know.

[freekitty]

Can we say Government spends $400,000 to” money laundering”? Of course they are doing kickbacks. Who in their right mind would allocate that kind of money for that kind of project?

[ScottinVA]

This is not a ping!

You're right... THIS is a Ping!

[a fool in paradise]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Portcall24]

Damn. I thought I could make some money...proud 1966 graduate of the University of Oregon.

[a fool in paradise]

I guess the financing for studying the causes of duck face is still on hold.

[hifidelity]

[ken5050]

We always get the stories about government funding really stupid stuff, and wasting out tax dollars, but we NEVER get a link to the final report..That’s what we need..let people read EXACTLY what the $400K, OR $4MILL, paid for..

[Slings and Arrows]

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[JRios1968]

[autumnraine]

Si.. my favorite.

Floats like a butterfly, punch like a flea.

[jurroppi1]

That would be sting like a butterfly, punch like a flea... JACK.