Yes, that's a bat in the web.
Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
LOL, sneaky.
LOL, you forget I know who the real sneaky is.
you taught me well Mr. Sneaky ... better than well actually.
“Yes Mr. Bond! It is a trap! Your phone will now be charged bya 900 number!”
“Scorpio, you fiend!”
I knew it was a trap, and I went in willingly. I’ll never be able this charge.
Okay, so I have been a sneak mentor.
*sigh*
My sneak is merely wandering at random.
More or less.
And typos.
Lots of typos.
It gets worse.
Scorpio made the call to Bonds phone a three way call so that his phone double dialed.
Gotta get out more.
Good morning, y'all!
what is $25/a minute times three. Are we still on the phone?
not sure I wanna go there.
An 8” tall weatehrman in teh yard would be a good indicator of the outside weather.
If you can’t se him under the snow, it’s deeper than 8”.
If he’s running around screaming, he’s being chased by animals.
If you see a fat raccoon out tehre with legs dangling out its lips, he’s in trouble.
If he’s flying through teh air with excited cats chasing him, it’s LOlcat weather.
I can honestly see James Bond trying to work that math out in his head while Scorpio laughs.
Hi, n2i! I’m safe. It’s certainly because of your advice! :)
Yes, that's a bat in the web.
Hey, that’s the thing I nearly walked into in Oklahoma back in ‘96!
Ugly cuss.
Good am glad you are safe. I'm having a problem with spiders.
You been following me around and video taping again?
No, that was a description of my night.
I was sat on by a Tristan cat.
This is worse than having a cat sit on you as normal cats don’t give off lethal waves of stupidity.
Tristan has a “Duh” field, and it is horrible to experience.
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