No, that was a description of my night.
I was sat on by a Tristan cat.
This is worse than having a cat sit on you as normal cats don’t give off lethal waves of stupidity.
Tristan has a “Duh” field, and it is horrible to experience.
Duh?
As I recall, between Tristan and his sister there exists only hald-a-brain and they share it. Sometimes in the process of changing hosts the half-a-brain gets misplaced - for hours...
Which leaves you obviously dealing with two catcritters with no brain at all...