Good am glad you are safe. I'm having a problem with spiders.
"It's simple," she said to me. "I got bored eating stupid flies so I put a little fun in my man web. The strand you're on right now isn't sticky. There is a non-sticky path that will take you back to a branch. If you make it to a branch before I get to you, I'll let you go.
"But don't step on a sticky piece of web, and you have 2 minutes to figure out how to tell the difference."