What can I say, the baloons in the background just make the image.
Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
What can I say, the baloons in the background just make the image.
Botched bungicide?
We don’t DO that here at the Flying Castle, for that is precisely what such foolishness would be; the pliosaurs in the moat would NOT have missed.
Greek yogurt is the only “out” for many who can’t handle lactose, plus — ounce-for-ounce — it’s got 1.5 to 2 times the protein of regular yogurt, half the sugar, and less than half the sodium.
Mrs. HKMk23 swears by it.
Makes a great sub for sour cream in almost every case. Puree your favorite mix of fresh berries, freeze, then cut into plain Greek yogurt for an awesome frozen yogurt dessert. [This berry dessert is double-awesome made with fresh heavy cream, if you ever want a serious indulgence.]
The plesiosars are into eating fish, principally Tilapia.
They seem to enjoy human company, even being playful with an occasional swimmer, tossing him into the air. I haven’t had any reports of anyone injured, although quite a few have gotten the fright of their life!
The real thrill comes from “accidentally” falling from the inside of our hull canopy, when ostensibly doing maintenance up there. We have crews standing by twenty-four seven, for the stray meteorite puncture of the “glass”.
We can’t afford to lose atmosphere, so we stay alert. At one-third gravity, the fall isn’t as dangerous as it sounds, and each crewman (crewwoman) has a glide-chute for emergencies.
Somehow they manage to have a lot of emergencies.
We lost the last of the Navajo Code Talkers awhile ago. Reflection makes one appreciate the sacrifices that the brave men and women who came before us made so that we can be free.
That is so nice of you.
Yeah, Ralph was always planning on sending someone else — usually Alice; he never had the yen to go, himself.
Hah! Your gardening is as serious as a lead pipe! You go, girl!
Prayers up, my FRiend.
Read fast and couldn’t see any baboons in the background. Then, upon considering the scenario, I decided that Cyber Liberty isn’t the only person on the UT to whom I’m related.
I wasn’t going to mention this, but I mix Greek yogurt with lowfat cottage cheese and add ranch seasoning to it for a nifty dip with sweet bell peppers. Have had it for breakfast a couple of days in a row. You can bake with it, too. Your wife’s idea sounds very good.
LOL!
That was the high point of the closing ceremony of the Olympic games, if you ask me. Whatever else your countrymen have done to dim Britain’s greatness, that you will put up irreverent humorists as a featured act in such a grand occasion gives the rest of the world hope that you’ve not forever lost touch with your souls. Were he still living, I’d have half expected a cameo appearance by Benny Hill somewhere in that mix; perhaps in among the Brazilian women doing the Samba...
Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!
Thank you, dear friend. Moose and I go back a ways, working the FReepathon. He’s the neatest guy, and the loss of his relative must have been difficult, regardless the veteran’s advanced age.
I’m very pro-veteran, and I’m always crying over them when I hear that they have passed.
The water in our moat isn’t quite that clear, but that’s a good picture of a Plesiosaur.
Funny story, how we came about getting that old girl ...
That's because the baboons escaped in a frenzy after ingesting the coffee.
Only managed to catch one of them, and only because it was seeking shelter from the solidified globull warming that is falling from the sky...
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