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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Monkey Face

Please don’t be upset, ‘Face. I’m just honest. It’s not beating up. It’s the truth and I accept it. I grew up with geniuses (genii?). I have an objective viewpoint. If it bothers you, I regret having posted it. I know when I’m in wonderful company and I revel in it. OK. Enough “I’s”. Off to bed now.

Good night and sweet dreams!


441 posted on 03/16/2013 2:20:13 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: moose07

Ah. here, the “NBC” translates into HazMat, or Hazardous Materials.

Brits seem to love short words which mean big things! Lift for elevator, loo for lavatory...I LIKE IT!


442 posted on 03/16/2013 2:21:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: moose07; Monkey Face

Thank you so much for that!


443 posted on 03/16/2013 2:24:21 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: moose07

Yes and no, Moose. The Native Americans filled in all the gaps in the White Man’s maps, but since I’m a product of both cultures (thanks to the Mayflower) I can say, yes we did, and I had no idea. LOL!


444 posted on 03/16/2013 2:24:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face

Have a good night Sg!


445 posted on 03/16/2013 2:25:54 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: fanfan; Darksheare; NoCmpromiz; JoeProBono

So why aren’t you and the Flex Seals visiting me and the library to stop the possible influx of Darksheare Capulus?


446 posted on 03/16/2013 2:29:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
Quite like the sound of paying in Candy...
Never give up the Penny ,there are many games destroyed by losing the penny. Shove ha'pny, Table rugby, etc.
We've lost loads over the years:
Farthing 1/4,
Ha'penny 1/2,
Trup'enny-bit 3pence coin,
Groat 4pence coin,
Half Crown,
Barmaids Ruin (Double florin (Florin=two shillings)),
Crown,
Sovereign.
Never mind ,easier to add up now...
Link
447 posted on 03/16/2013 2:33:48 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Silentgypsy

SG...take two aspirin and call me in the morning. I am NOT upset. There is very little on the UT that upsets me, unless it is someone who just likes to bust in every once in a while and make an ass of himself.

As for you, don’t ever worry about who you “bother” here, because none of us are here to judge. And I doubt very much that you could “bother” me to the extent that you perceive.

You are loved and wanted, so sleep well in the knowledge that your ARE part of who the Undead Thread is!

*hug*


448 posted on 03/16/2013 2:34:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan; Darksheare; NoCmpromiz; JoeProBono

Flexable Seals...
Here we go...Brace for impact!


449 posted on 03/16/2013 2:36:21 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Monkey Face

450 posted on 03/16/2013 2:38:13 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: moose07

I think, somewhere, I have a British penny. My BIG regret is that I didn’t keep a Pound Sterling when I was at Heathrow in 2004. I used it in an Interwebs machine and it was the last one I had.

I collect odd coins from my travels, but I’m not a true numismatist. I keep the ones that mean something to me.


451 posted on 03/16/2013 2:39:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: JoeProBono

Those are some SEALs, Joe! Thanks! You have restored my faith in the English (American) language! LOL!


452 posted on 03/16/2013 2:41:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Silentgypsy
"Does spaghetti stick to Velcro?"

Not if you don't cook it first.

453 posted on 03/16/2013 2:42:24 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Going viral -- Put your faith in your Church, and your doubt in your Government's "Good Works".)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy

Always the pragmatist.


454 posted on 03/16/2013 2:43:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: moose07; Monkey Face; Darksheare; NoCmpromiz; JoeProBono

455 posted on 03/16/2013 3:02:39 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: fanfan

Wellden. I will look for that. It may help me do something radical. Or not. ;o]

I have a vehicle now, and the possibilities are endlessly fascinating! ;o]


456 posted on 03/16/2013 3:07:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Nita Nupress; Senator Pardek
Good evening. Good to see your moniker. I hope you are doing well.

I pinged you to a thread about "old FReepers, and who is still here." About a month ago.

No, I didn't call you old. I know better than that.

I see YOU’RE here... Where’s Pardeck? He used to help keep the riff-raff out of this place.

Haven't spoke with him in months. Don't think I pinged him to this thread?

5.56mm

457 posted on 03/16/2013 3:55:26 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: fanfan
After a little research ,that product looks like a stuff called ‘Roof seal’.
It is best used as an adhesive for roof felting, or with an absorbent membrane of some sort when used to fix things other than roofs.
Have used it on the outbuilding for years, it sets like a soft plastic sheet and holds the felt beautifully.
As for some of the other claims...just fix it properly in the first place, then back the job up with the stuff.
458 posted on 03/16/2013 4:02:25 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Monkey Face; Cajun Jihad
Wait. It gets better! It belongs to the Undead Thread, now!

Does the Cajun know this?

Courtesy ping.

5.56mm

459 posted on 03/16/2013 4:04:20 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: M Kehoe
460

5.56mm

460 posted on 03/16/2013 4:05:00 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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