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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: moose07

“Upgrade Components,” looks like my kinda seat. At least, over the ocean. I don’t think it would do much good over the wheat fields of Kansas, Iowa and Nebraska...


401 posted on 03/16/2013 1:26:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Silentgypsy; CatherineofAragon

I told you that having a Velcro wall would come in handy!


402 posted on 03/16/2013 1:28:27 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Going viral -- Put your faith in your Church, and your doubt in your Government's "Good Works".)
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To: moose07

Ah yes, the seats that make you a full inch shorter if you need to use them.
Not to mention they launch with enough force to plow you through plexiglass.


403 posted on 03/16/2013 1:29:03 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: NicknamedBob

Does spaghetti stick to Velcro?


404 posted on 03/16/2013 1:32:13 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick

Perfect Pink Baby!


405 posted on 03/16/2013 1:32:51 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Darksheare

Neither are carbons.


406 posted on 03/16/2013 1:33:58 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ack. I should have known that. Shoulda woulda coulda. Begone, demons!


407 posted on 03/16/2013 1:35:05 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Thank you. I’m slipping.


408 posted on 03/16/2013 1:36:54 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

WOW! It really did work! Much better than duct tape!


409 posted on 03/16/2013 1:38:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m just surprised you find time to post!


410 posted on 03/16/2013 1:41:19 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: Silentgypsy

Hard to find authentic carbons these days.
*sigH*

Heading out for the night.
See everyone tomorrow.


411 posted on 03/16/2013 1:41:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Godspeed!


412 posted on 03/16/2013 1:43:38 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Tax-chick
AWWWWWWWWWWW!....what a BEAUTY! She has a bit more of growing to do....


413 posted on 03/16/2013 1:44:15 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
Always thought it would be great to have them in Cars...
The problem is 'When' to pull the handle.
It could be a wasted ejection and hence car, or under an overbridge.
Multi car pileup on M6...Drivers reported coming down over surrounding Three counties.
414 posted on 03/16/2013 1:44:19 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Silentgypsy

SG...stop with the self-flagellation. We are all idiots in some area, and some of us are idiots in a LOT of areas. But you don’t have the right to beat yourself up here on the UT.

I mean, none of us are perfect, and if we have questions, none of us are afraid to ask for two reasons: 1. We have a need to know, and 2. there is always someone here who has the answers, and 3. there is always someone here who knows less than you do, so the question benefits all. (OK. make that three reasons.)

So have some hot cocoa and some cc cookies, settle into that big ol’ chair and let the atmosphere of the Library relax your brems.

*hug*


415 posted on 03/16/2013 1:44:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Darksheare

Tally-ho Darks! :)


416 posted on 03/16/2013 1:45:27 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Darksheare

Ta, Bro!
You are loved.


417 posted on 03/16/2013 1:45:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; moose07; Darksheare
His coffee has a tendency to “seep.”

'seep' eh?

So that's what you call it...

418 posted on 03/16/2013 1:46:07 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks for the pics TC, I love your family!


419 posted on 03/16/2013 1:47:37 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: moose07

LOL!

I could have used one on the Chicago, LA and Philadelphia freeways/toll roads, but I would hope to look far enough ahead to miss the overpass/overbridge.

It would have caused a multi-car pile-up over Cajon Pass, into LA with not a lot of trouble, but if one is on the 405 in LA, it might cause a lot of UFO sightings, desires to reach Nirvana, and traffic jams in Topanga Canyon.


420 posted on 03/16/2013 1:50:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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