No Tinfoil needed

[Cajun Jihad]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?

[no-to-illegals]

Midnight was similar in color if not perhaps a little more to the right on the color scale. Were lucky to have Midnight from a near newborn kitteh. Midnight was mischievous and the laughs provided seared deep into the memory. May your years with Shadow be as much fun as was with Midnight in the house.

[Monkey Face]

Ungh...

Of course, the bottom photo was so appropos! (Yah, like that!)

[ArGee]

Happy April.

The Boys of Summer are back. Not much to root for in NY this year, but as a Mets fan it will be same-ol-same-ol. Yankees fans will have some pain this year.

[Silentgypsy]

Oh wait, it’s supposed to be “Birthday”.

You can sing anything you like--we all appreciate you so much!

[Silentgypsy]

Oh, no! Get well soon! Drink more punch! (Then maybe you won’t remember the cold.)

[Silentgypsy]

Isn’t this sort of ignoring the fact that Pope Gregory should have put them away as soon as he was done using them. Nobody would lose anything if they’d just put things in their proper place.

[null and void]

I’d like to get another snake, though, when the current pair of gerbils has passed away.

If you get a snake now, odds are good the gerbils will pass away...

[null and void]

That rarest of all creatures, a good dictator.

[null and void]

Once upon a time I had a trio of piranhas named Manny, Moe and One Eyed Jack.

Reminds me of the welfare recipient who named her kids Eeni, Meenie, Mynie and Jack.

She din't want no Mo'...

[null and void]

We sleep by the ever-bright hole in the door
eat in the corner
talk to the floor

[Silentgypsy]

Oh, boy.

[null and void]

That's ...

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Wow!

Wow indeed...

[Silentgypsy]

She has that “Kitteh taking over the world” look in her eyes.

[null and void]

Kenneth, what’s the frequency?

[null and void]

Before we need a better drive to get there, we may need a better reason to go.

Bronco Bama isn't there.

[no-to-illegals]

calibrating ... looks to be April 1.

[no-to-illegals]

correction ... Easter Monday

[null and void]

No Pelosi. No Hillary. No Sheila Jackson Lee. No Henry Waxman. No Carville, No Maxine Waters. No Bawney Fwank. No Hairy Reed. No Bloomberg. No Rahm...

[ArGee]

Did you get the vector, Victor?

We have clearance, Clarence.

Roger.

Huh?

[no-to-illegals]

Clarence ... please ... who is Clarence?