Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: itshappening; kneelbeforemod; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; omg; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 2,781-2,8002,801-2,8202,821-2,840 ... 3,861-3,868 next last
To: All

Unghh. Didn’t get physical exercise so not falling asleep. Off to look for other FReepinsomniacs. Nytol!


2,801 posted on 03/30/2013 12:20:42 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2800 | View Replies]

To: Darkchylde; Daffynition; All

Unghh. Still awake. Where is Darkchylde? Daffy?


2,802 posted on 03/30/2013 2:14:28 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2801 | View Replies]

To: Silentgypsy
Think 'Chylde is still up, haven't checked lately. I've been working on music for Sunday. But now I'm ready to drop...

So with that I'm going to assume horizontal mode. 'G'nitemorning SG, and anyone else either hanging around or soon to appear!

2,803 posted on 03/30/2013 2:24:20 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2802 | View Replies]

To: NoCmpromiz; no-to-illegals; moose07; Monkey Face; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; ...

2,804 posted on 03/30/2013 5:24:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2803 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

2,805 posted on 03/30/2013 5:41:11 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2804 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

Gaaaaaaa!


2,806 posted on 03/30/2013 7:34:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2805 | View Replies]

To: Silentgypsy
You must, therefore, be privileged

Am not privileged by any manner of the word. Spouse was away and was getting worried. Sometimes when dialing a number I go to voice mail or am told the phone is not on. When attempting to make contact with a loved one, not making contact does certain things to I.

2,807 posted on 03/30/2013 7:37:01 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2796 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick; everyone
Morning T-c and everyone. What day is this?
2,808 posted on 03/30/2013 7:39:30 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2804 | View Replies]

To: no-to-illegals

Saturday, March 30. It’s Sally’s birthday, and she’s celebrating it by going to April’s birthday party. April’s birthday is March 31. (April’s mother expected her to be born in April, and wasn’t going to change her planned name just because she arrived a week early.)


2,809 posted on 03/30/2013 7:45:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2808 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick
Thanks T-c. I should have looked down at calender on my screen. The entire past week has stuned me beeber and brain. Am has even made an appearance. Now there be four.
2,810 posted on 03/30/2013 8:19:55 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2809 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick
Sally's birthday

Birthday Parties are such great fun! When our birthday comes each celebrating is rewarded in special ways. Sugar comes to mind.

2,811 posted on 03/30/2013 8:22:52 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2809 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono
Now that is a beautiful kitteh!
2,812 posted on 03/30/2013 8:24:17 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2805 | View Replies]

To: no-to-illegals

Hopefully next week won’t be quite so intense.


2,813 posted on 03/30/2013 10:01:49 AM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2810 | View Replies]

To: null and void; no-to-illegals

I have vacuumed and washed dishes and stuff.


2,814 posted on 03/30/2013 10:32:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2813 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

Behold! A Scottish Fold. Cross breed: American Short or Long Hair and a fold. Never breed a fold to a fold - the result have major health issues.


2,815 posted on 03/30/2013 10:34:55 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2574 | View Replies]

To: LibreOuMort

Good thing to know! I’m seeing more of these cats on the LoLcat sites, and also in “Cat Fancy,” to which Sally subscribes. They must be the new pop sensation.


2,816 posted on 03/30/2013 10:37:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Stand in the corner and scream with me!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2815 | View Replies]

*opens in floor hatch, wanders through room, grabs random item. Sneaks back into in floor hatchway.*


2,817 posted on 03/30/2013 11:09:43 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2816 | View Replies]

Became cognoscent of a skulker who disappeared into the floor hatchway.

Nailing shut the hatchway...

2,818 posted on 03/30/2013 11:26:41 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2817 | View Replies]

*crawls out wall vent, grabs another random item, slips back into airvent.*


2,819 posted on 03/30/2013 11:48:51 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2818 | View Replies]

Subverted Spiderbots hunting people?
2,820 posted on 03/30/2013 1:33:40 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2819 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 2,781-2,8002,801-2,8202,821-2,840 ... 3,861-3,868 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson