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[Cajun Jihad]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?

[NicknamedBob]

"Bob, I love you bro. Next picture Laz posts in high heels am going to ask him to dedicate it to both of us."

What you do not know ...

What you do not know is that the face on that figure, in the picture he posted ...

Not the body. That body is in better shape than mine.

But the face ... looks a lot like mine.

I will go now, and weep.

[no-to-illegals]

I'm of the belief that is not a picture of Laz. Have seen a few pictures of Laz. Now if that is not a picture of Laz what is Laz up to? Laz, bro, I love you.

This is my second attempt to verify the pic posted by Laz is or is not of Laz. Face ... is that picture a picture of Laz?

Laz, don't kill me. Besides if you do kill me you might have to get in line behind the others after me. Its a long line, bro.

Bob, Big Risk in this post. And don't you worry. Laz is a fair and honorable person, even if he kills me for backtracking. Bob please don't weep this has been a bad enough week. Don't cry over something that is hopefully going to be a joke on me.

Standing with you Bob. Distressed at this local too.

[null and void]

"What Could He Be Thinking"

Mostly it's just dial tone...

[NoCmpromiz]

My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate."

I said, "Just wait."

Speaking of which, what do you know about water softeners and 40 pound bags of salt?

[no-to-illegals]

Way Way too too late for me to be up. I’ll sleep now and seek tomorrow.

[moose07]

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[moose07]

"Typsos are required here."

Then brace for the worst spelling in history.... :)
The SPelling Chicken provided corrections for every word on the screen ,again.
Then after a ruffling of the feathers gave the green writing. (?)

[JoeProBono]

[moose07]

"Not sure how I feel about his silence. Unlike him, for sure."

Having been in several vehicle crashes and other very loud
concussive events, he may be suffering from the following:

• Concussion
• Embarrassment
• Shock
• Worry

If there was anything serious you would be the first to know.
The inverse logic may be as follows: By not telling you too much, you don't have as much to worry about.
Weird sounding, but,i have worn that tee-shirt.
He will tell/confess to you when his head settles down and the Fog clears.
Could he by chance have inherited a 'stiff upper lip' from somewhere?
Just my 'quids' worth...(((Huggs)))

[moose07]

Nice one, Joe!
LOL!

[JoeProBono]

Love your weather maps

[moose07]

LOL, that's a keeper!

One of the maps is 'Bob's.
The other on 'loan' from .Gov.
Your dancing W**kie picture on that other thread had me in stitches!

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

Awwwwww.

[Tax-chick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HImdNwvTgL4

[no-to-illegals]

T-c and Joe ... you'all are the best!
Bob, it is a good day to be alive.
moose07 would give you a personal note but ran out of paper.
Good morning, everyone!

When in the course of human events, watch out for the
human events; some of the humans may not be humans and
those events could prove to be fast moving spaced out
flying saucer ships or worse.

[Tax-chick]

some of the humans may not be humans

As the sage Jimmy Buffett said, "Spacemen from Mars stole all of my money."

[no-to-illegals]

Did you know .. and you may know this. Jimmy Buffett has some family in N.C. Never met Jimmy except from his music.