Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
I don't understand children either.
If his wife is buying him a new truck, why does he need a loan, especially one that requires information from you?
On the subject of trucks, I’m so glad we were able to have DPs repaired instead of having to get a new one! I’ll have the van paid off in a couple of months, and then we’ll have no debt except the mortgage and a few dollars on the Dress Barn charge!
That man had some of the funniest skits in the business. He and Alan Sherman were things we lived for...everything stopped while we listened to them. And laughed.
And this particular one has not lost an iota of humor over the years.
The bit he added about the “Chinese driver” had me laughing so hard I almost got caught by my co-workers.
Since he’s not talking to me (he unfriended me on facebook) I am really in the dark.
I asked him to accept my friend request this morning and his response was, “How much is it worth?” Joke? I dunno. Things are not looking convivial in that direction.
I dunno...laughing at Bob Newhart in that skit would be almost worth being caught by co-workers! :o]
50 and sunny today.
Walkabout.
TTYL!
:( ... laundry, doing laundry. Maybe can walk between loads. Pretty out there.
Didn't KY say π was 3?
What would you expect from people who are always thinking about legs?
legs = sex. Conflating conversation on 2 threads. KY is always thinking about sex.
So sorry. Carry on.
Oy vey.
I tried to take the kids to the Stations of the Cross at noon, but I could not get them out the door. Some days are just high in Unnngh.
Next we’re taking the cats to the vet. Kathleen was upset when we boxed them up!
Eric Idle is 70 today.
Always look on the bright side of life, Eric.
On this thought a little background ...
the thought that happened is ... shut tight as a clam.
Does anyone suppose nearly all other creatures, on Earth, were given 'legs', feet and hands to pull the stuff out of the clam clamped tightly shut for a purpose other than eating?
We used to use clams (muscles, really) as bait so fish must eat them, and they don't have legs or hands.
Wait - what was the question again?
Mussels.
CLAMS GOT LEGS!
Closely approximated but not quite equaled by:
3. 14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
Slicing it into eight equal portions is problematic but while you're trying, you can listen to it...
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