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Slicing it into eight equal portions is problematic but while you're trying, you can listen to it...
We survived taking the catz to the vet. They’ve had leukemia booster shots. Jake has gained a little weight, and Shannon has gained a lot. We’ll have to feed them less, but not while Monkey Face is visiting, or they will harass her all night.