Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Nice before and after pictures, Laz. You really have been sticking to that diet. I wish I could say the same, LOL!
Good morning. I think it’s Kathleen’s naptime already. She must be Growing.
I am such a cutie, you just wanna rub me, donchya? :)
glad me used a to line.
You been workin’ out, huh?
Actually, it sounds like you need a small-volume nebulizer. Hope you feel better soon :)
why socks disappear...... When socks go into the dryer, some quantum mechanics principle causes their mutation into wire hangers which subsequently appear in the closet. Socks, therefore, are actually coat-hanger larvae.
Lots of more complicated theories abound here, but I ascribe to Occam's razor principle.
I want you to hit me, just like last time at the shoot.
I used to pin Mr. Sg’s dress socks together because it’s such a nuisance to try to match them in anything but bright sunlight. Occasionally, the safety pins would get stuck in the fabric and I couldn’t remove them so I figured, “No big deal.” Then came the day when he went through the metal detector in Federal Court (cackle cackle cackle).
Re: Sock Heaven His lower body looked like he had martial arts or dance training, but his upper body looked like he was trying to look like he had but didn’t. Interesting video—thanks for posting!
Life’s A Dance ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAVeMsFn1Ms
So you’re the one who took off with the spatula! Mr. Sg has been looking for it.
It’s A Great Day To Be Alive ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=d4tSE2w53ts
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