Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Det ails, det ails. The dev il is in the det ails.
It’s very similar to a sock timeout.
Don’t give them the shine or you’ll never recover.
Thank you for the help! Mama says she’s gonna retrain me in getting socks under control. Being Mama is always right I may be able to quit going out in the backyard and digging holes to bury those single found socks after washing. With all the tips have received today; may never have to dig another sock hole. That will be good. The squirrels will be less confused. Them critters were digging up the socks and when they didn’t find a pair, the squirrels would leave the socks on top of the ground and Papa would make me go bury the socks twice, sometimes eight or twelve times before would get the socks deep enough in the ground where the squirrels would not dig them back up. I think the dog is helping to dig them up. I haven’t caught the dog yet. Have the cat watching the dog though and I’ll report back if the cat seeing anything.
Maybe they were in Sock Heaven...
I thought it was going to be a Steve Tyler tune.
What a bummer.
What can one do when this happen indoors? An indoor sock raining event. Pray it stops or enjoy the fun? ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyEyp-o5Dkk
Close.
Almost but not quite totally unlike Steve Tyler... ;-)
From the Squint album. The cut I like is Jesus Is For Losers
Welcome.
I now have text on my phone.
I just don’t know who else does.
*guh*
Happy Birthday Anoreth!
Goldfish and cloudy in refrigerator #1 that has infective camouflage.
Sounds painful.
Should I bring the spatula before wading into the fridge portal?
Bring the napalm-heated one...
I have text on my phone too. I’ve never known what to do with it. Under the number 2 it says “ABC” and under the number 3 it says “DEF”. Other numbers also have letter combos on them.
I usually just dial by number, though.
Is that what kind of juice your flamethrower uses?
shucks am gonna have to remember that LOL
“And so our hero bravely opened the refrigerator, was promptly grabbed by ten or twenty tentacles, and was dragged kicking & screaming inside!”
You’re pretty good at multi-tasking...;o]
The old phone was fun to do that with.
“Adventurer, hit button * several times until the character you want appears!”
Well, sis and I would speak verbally and have two text coversations going at once ay back when.
Ummm... yes.
It has this stickiness that tends to prevent things from running away from it..
They tend to run away with it instead...
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