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To: Lazamataz; ArGee; M Kehoe; no-to-illegals; Darksheare; moose07; NoCmpromiz; JoeProBono
This theory was popular in the late eighties:

why socks disappear...... When socks go into the dryer, some quantum mechanics principle causes their mutation into wire hangers which subsequently appear in the closet. Socks, therefore, are actually coat-hanger larvae.

Lots of more complicated theories abound here, but I ascribe to Occam's razor principle.

2,652 posted on 03/28/2013 9:00:41 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy
Now I know what that stuff on them wire coathangers are. Thanks Sg! Socks be growing. That garden in the closet produces so many usable objects. Any ideas on how to grow ammo?
2,655 posted on 03/28/2013 9:09:46 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Silentgypsy
I ascribe to Occam's razor principle.

So socks disappear because some guy named Occam slices them up with a razor? Is that the principle?

2,676 posted on 03/28/2013 11:22:24 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Lazamataz; ArGee; M Kehoe; no-to-illegals; Darksheare; moose07; JoeProBono
some quantum mechanics principle

I'm sure that is somewhat related to the uncertainty of determining both the spin and the position simultaneously. Werner Heisenberg is vindicated!

2,683 posted on 03/28/2013 12:18:09 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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Or, alternately, the dryer opens a dimensional tear that drags socks through to some bizarre dimension.
Or the past, so some caveman is absolutely baffled by the strange things flying at him.


2,697 posted on 03/28/2013 5:36:42 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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