Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
I tried troll bait, but it didn't work.
I caught a lot of Democrats and found some good tools, but didn't get any of the missing socks.
Did you find any fireproof rock socks that aren't very good at macrome?
Those are mine.
I may not want them back, though. I have no idea where they've been.
It would be wonderful to not have any missing socks. I always wonder if they are hanging out with the underwear or something. Those sock do tend to hide well. First place I look is the dirty laundry. Then must go wash hands. I do not mind washing hands, it just makes me get all sudsy on the outside trying to retrieve the socks back inside. Sudsy can be good for the hands though if one does not make it a habit of loosing socks.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1544032/posts
This thread is relevant: unfortunately, many of the cute graphics are gone, and the original source link goes to a page of Chinese characters.
Inside the clean sheets. Both the flat and fitted. Although, if your socks are cammo, they won't hide in the sheets.
I could tell ya'all the other places socks hide, but then I can't patent my idea.
5.56mm
We had a child who said, “I’m going to put my new socks on.” “Fine,” we said. Eventually, the child turned up with all eight pairs of his new socks on.
(It might have been Pat.)
What you say is true. The sheets do make for hiding places. Sometimes all the sheets have to be pulled out for inspection. Takes a lot of time. If you have time saving ideas ... those are always helpful. With certain technology in place, as now is, even the worst and best of sock hiders can sometimes be found with an inspection of the sheets. It is an uphill battle but one each of us is improving with time.
LOL T-c ... yep the kids have their ways.
Watch out for the carnivorous ones. They not only nip fingers, they also eat us bedbugs.
Just when I thought it might be safe to go back in the kitchen. Should have known the kitchen is never safe. There are sharp pointed things and fire.
A TEA toast to the choices.
Sharp pointy things on fire generally indicates a local circus has dropped in for tea and crumpets (or, if you're not in Moose's neck of the woods) english muffins and jam. Ask them to deal with the flaming implements of destruction before you feed them and you should be fine.
Please excuse me ... forgot a rule of this ship. See even I have difficulty with the rules. I try. I fail.
Generally I get that one right.
Not always.
“Hull down, sails up.”
Landlubber translation:
“Shiny side up; greasy side down.”
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