[ArGee]

I got up the next morning and found ALL of the missing socks.

Did you find any fireproof rock socks that aren't very good at macrome?

Those are mine.

I may not want them back, though. I have no idea where they've been.

[no-to-illegals]

It would be wonderful to not have any missing socks. I always wonder if they are hanging out with the underwear or something. Those sock do tend to hide well. First place I look is the dirty laundry. Then must go wash hands. I do not mind washing hands, it just makes me get all sudsy on the outside trying to retrieve the socks back inside. Sudsy can be good for the hands though if one does not make it a habit of loosing socks.

[M Kehoe]

Since ya'all are FReepers in good standing, I'll tell you one of the places socks hide...

Inside the clean sheets. Both the flat and fitted. Although, if your socks are cammo, they won't hide in the sheets.

I could tell ya'all the other places socks hide, but then I can't patent my idea.

5.56mm

[NoCmpromiz]

I may not want them back, though. I have no idea where they've been.

Maybe they were in Sock Heaven...