No Tinfoil needed

[no-to-illegals]

I’ll be here. Have you tried to call your Son?

[null and void]

Elmer’s just didn’t seem sufficient...

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, Sis. If I need you, I have your number! *xoxoxo*

[Silentgypsy]

‘Face, how does one cook brisket slowly with a flamethrower. We have some constraints here....

[Monkey Face]

No. I will wait a little longer. If he doesn’t call me tonight, I will call him in the AM. He is probably sore, angry and confused, so I will let it settle.

Thanks.

I will let everyone know the latest as soon as I hear it.

[no-to-illegals]

will let everyone know the latest as soon as I hear it.

Thank You.

[Monkey Face]

Adjust the flamethrower to simmer, position the brisket about four yards further down the track and hope for the best.

;o]

[Silentgypsy]

Please excuse, am just catching up. Why do we need sheets for a BBQ? Of course, if it’s a Habitat custom, far be it from me to question. But I don’t know the answer.

[Silentgypsy]

Am certain you’re a very capable and interesting entertainer. Am sure all would agree that we would be indeed fortunate to have you as the opening, main and closing acts for the BBQ.

[no-to-illegals]

It is a last ditch effort to kill the bed bugs if the shine don't get ‘em. ArGee said he thinks his socks killed those pesky critter (bed bugs) after they ate or stole his socks. We aren't sure what happened yesterday. Too much shine. Please excuse.

[Silentgypsy]

You can wade wherever you’d like to—but puh-leeazz don’t open fridge #1. Since it stopped functioning, we have used it to contain certain—well—things. Help yourself to contents of fridges #2 and 3, but not #1! Puh-leeazz!

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks but am not entertainer. I think I’m going to jail though. I’m not hiring madonna (she be vile) and am not paying her fee. She’s suing. I think she has a case. If not here tomorrow ... madonna had me locked up. Don’t applaud just yet though. I might win.

[Silentgypsy]

Did you fall asleep in the chair?

[Silentgypsy]

Oh no. Prayers up that he’s OK.

[Tax-chick]

Of course ... it’s a spacious corner. Just make sure you scream on key, not at a wavelength that vibrates my fillings.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks T-c. It is a nice corner. Saw one just like it last week in that padded room was in.

[Tax-chick]

When I had my collision a few years ago, my last thought as the guy came at me head-on in my lane was, “If I die, who’s going to feed Frank?”

In moments like that, we learn what our priorities are, and mine is always the baby ;-).

[no-to-illegals]

God has his way. We have our way and God allows when He allows. He is a great and gracious Lord.

[Tax-chick]

Did you fall asleep in the chair?

No, but I came close. I told the tecnician to just clean my teeth, please, and not hassle me about the tartar, because otherwise I'd have a hysterical meltdown right in the office.

She was very good and got my teeth clean quickly, and said I could have x-rays some day when I wasn't on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Excellent dental practice - they know how to keep a customer ;-).

[Tax-chick]

All that is true.

Tom’s threatening to have a gigantic snit if I don’t get off the computer, so I guess I’ll catch the update ‘long about 4:00 a.m. tomorrow, if there is one.

I’ll be thinking of your son during my wakeful hours!