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[Cajun Jihad]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?

[no-to-illegals]

couldn’t have done it without ArGee.

[trisham]

Ah, moonshine? If it's all I've heard, perhaps ArGee should wash his socks in it.

The socks would be clean, and the shine would be fine.

[no-to-illegals]

Might want to talk that over with ArGee too ... LOLs. A prayer everyone reading today had some laughs. Laughing ... the best medicine available (imho everyone). May everyone have had one or two.

[trisham]

:)

[no-to-illegals]

Joe am grateful for the use of your ride but am returning it now fully intact. After viewing recent madonna vids, had to rule her out as entertainment. She has gone vile, and Dark (am certain) didn't create that vile creature. I will look for alternative entertainment. Heck you’all might even be stuck with just me for entertainment. Now before Dark starts throwing flaming rocks, before ArGee makes me eat his sock, before Sg puts me in the refrigerator, and Joe refuses to let me have one of his beers, hear me out. On second thought ... I'll run for the exit to avoid the flamethrower. Bug Bunny is out there, Elmer assures me. Stay Safe.

[ArGee]

Sorry, I had to take a quick detour. We travelled pretty fast and re-entry left me a little wonky, so I shouldn’t drive for a while. Walking is mostly OK as we don’t have much glassware out around here.

[no-to-illegals]

Don't worry and no problem. We are not going after madonna after all.

[no-to-illegals]

I forgot to mention something. Laz made a special special appearance on this thread and almost left nothing to the imagination. I’ll be back in a moment with the post start number.

[ArGee]

I'm not sure if the socks helped get rid of the bed bugs, or Junior's shine dissolved the socks, or if the socks became attractive to the bed bugs and they made off with them when they left, or if the socks just went for a walk on their own.

I honestly don't remember what happened after the table lamp told me I was making too much silence and needed to get to bed.

That's my story, and I'm sticking with it.

[ArGee]

Glad to hear about Madonna. My daughter used to work at the gym where she worked out, and from what I hear you do not want to meet her in person. You’ll get weird enough if you meet her on line.

[no-to-illegals]

Went back to look and the pictures are gone. I can only play straight man next to Laz. Laz is too good and I cannot compete. Sorry could not find trisham the pictures and this one would be useless with the pictures. Laz, you the Man!

[Lazamataz]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2997218/posts?page=1565#1565

[NoCmpromiz]

is move them all to the same spot and see how much it causes the earth to wobble.

Or we could move them all to Guam and see if the island tips over...

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks Laz. trisham please see Laz’s post at #2072. Things will become very clear. Can I say that Laz?

[ArGee]

Sorry about the typsos. I cloawed my eyeballes out when I lookied at that pitcher and I havunt found dem yet.

[ArGee]

[no-to-illegals]

I love you folks. I have errors to correct and must go off-line to correct them ... deep sadness I have ... don't want to leave. See everyone asap.

[trisham]

I have a vivid imagination. No pictures are necessary.

[NoCmpromiz]

That was Yesterday and Yesterday is gone

Wait a minute, you invited Chad & Jeremy too?

Next thing we know you'll be singing A Summer Song to us...

[NoCmpromiz]

Of course, maybe I don’t need my mouth.

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream