[no-to-illegals]

Joe am grateful for the use of your ride but am returning it now fully intact. After viewing recent madonna vids, had to rule her out as entertainment. She has gone vile, and Dark (am certain) didn't create that vile creature. I will look for alternative entertainment. Heck you’all might even be stuck with just me for entertainment. Now before Dark starts throwing flaming rocks, before ArGee makes me eat his sock, before Sg puts me in the refrigerator, and Joe refuses to let me have one of his beers, hear me out. On second thought ... I'll run for the exit to avoid the flamethrower. Bug Bunny is out there, Elmer assures me. Stay Safe.

[Darksheare]

What’s this about flaming rock socks from the refrigerator portal?
Do I need to wade into the refrigerator dimension again?

[Silentgypsy]

Am certain you’re a very capable and interesting entertainer. Am sure all would agree that we would be indeed fortunate to have you as the opening, main and closing acts for the BBQ.