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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: Monkey Face

Any idea what the cause was yet?
Or is he not really saying yet?

I recall looking out the windshield at the idiot running the red arrow and thinking, “You’ve got to be **ing kidding me. Are you serious?” *GRooomph SMASH!* “My wife is gonna kill me.”


2,241 posted on 03/26/2013 5:44:20 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: no-to-illegals

No corners...a Dunce cap, maybe. A corner, no. Been there. Sucky stuff! LOL!


2,242 posted on 03/26/2013 5:44:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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I always worried about Dobie. Didn't he eventually become Ginger?
2,243 posted on 03/26/2013 5:46:53 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

That sounds exactly like my *****. :-)

If he needs any medical attention, he’ll be getting it. Meanwhile he was able to text a picture to you, and now has to call the insurance company, fill out police reports, etc.
The way he’s thinking, as he’s told you about the accident, and that he’s OK, now he’s not worried about your worrying while he deals with the rest of the paperwork.

Your son reminds me so much of mine. *HUG*


2,244 posted on 03/26/2013 5:49:16 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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Wasn’t sure about Dobie. He never got the girl. So wondered if maybe in the next show with Maynard he maybe was going after Gilligan, the Captain, and the Professor. Got a feeling Dobie gonna kill me for this.


2,245 posted on 03/26/2013 5:50:45 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

No airbag. The truck was too old. I’m just hoping his work has some good insurance, because the seatbelt was all he had.

Alternatively, I hope AR has no-fault/uninsured/underinsured motorist insurance.


2,246 posted on 03/26/2013 5:51:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: null and void

Oh, Nully...you are always THERE for me! I think I will have to dip into my chocolate stash. Thanks for providing it! LOL!


2,247 posted on 03/26/2013 5:53:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Ooh, ouch.


2,248 posted on 03/26/2013 5:53:57 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: no-to-illegals

Maynard G Crebbs was also Gilligan...Bob Denver. He was so good!


2,249 posted on 03/26/2013 5:55:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
Didn't Dobie play Ginger?
2,250 posted on 03/26/2013 5:57:27 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Dobie Gillis wasn't Ginger? Please Dobie ... don't kill me!
2,251 posted on 03/26/2013 6:00:03 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

He said the guy in front swerved, and by the time my son found out why, it was too late to take evasive action. He was DOOMED!

Still waiting for word.


2,252 posted on 03/26/2013 6:01:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
Do I have three strikes?
2,253 posted on 03/26/2013 6:01:59 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Prayers up words, in conversation with you, from your Son are on the way.


2,254 posted on 03/26/2013 6:03:23 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: fanfan

Well. They both have the same name, Girl! ;o]


2,255 posted on 03/26/2013 6:04:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

“What is that guy doin-OH CRAP!”

Been there too, but as a passenger.
I have to head out for the night, see everyone tomorrow at some point.

If he’s talking he’ll probably be okay.


2,256 posted on 03/26/2013 6:08:09 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: no-to-illegals

Noppers. Never. No way.


2,257 posted on 03/26/2013 6:09:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

You know it Honey!

I’m off-line for the night, but I’m with you, OK?
And everything will be fine.

Love you. XO


2,258 posted on 03/26/2013 6:09:57 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: fanfan

Oh, forget that gas nonsense. A smile is a smile!


2,259 posted on 03/26/2013 6:10:53 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must be all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Darksheare

Thanks, Darks. I appreciate that. *hug*


2,260 posted on 03/26/2013 6:11:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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