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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: no-to-illegals

Teh Kraken, the rock socks, or Win Ate?


2,221 posted on 03/26/2013 5:21:43 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

Glad you’re back! You had me worried.


2,222 posted on 03/26/2013 5:23:15 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I’m here, NTI. FWIW...I walked. I will not drive when I am stressed, so there was no damage. Thank you for your concern. *HUG*


2,223 posted on 03/26/2013 5:23:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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I responded to my accident with humor.
Had to, my back hurt and I was P.O.’d because I did like that car.


2,224 posted on 03/26/2013 5:23:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

words typed. You would not believe how many typos made in first two words.


2,225 posted on 03/26/2013 5:24:30 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob

I loved Dobie Gillis! (Golly! I think I just told everyone how young I am...I read a lot! LOL!)


2,226 posted on 03/26/2013 5:24:46 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

BIG {{HUG}} from here to you.


2,227 posted on 03/26/2013 5:25:33 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Actually, I would believe how many typos existed.
You should see how my typing looks before it is proofread.
And the typos that get through are the minor ones.


2,228 posted on 03/26/2013 5:27:11 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

WORK?


2,229 posted on 03/26/2013 5:27:15 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: fanfan

My son didn’t call me. He sent a piccie of the crumpled truck via his cell phone, and the text said, “I think I’m OK, but the truck isn’t.”

Nothing else.

:o[


2,230 posted on 03/26/2013 5:27:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: no-to-illegals

Please, don’t worry. My “family” is here on the UT, and you are a part of it. Never EVER take responsibility for something you didn’t personally do.

I appreciate you!

*HUG*


2,231 posted on 03/26/2013 5:29:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Shucks ... you had me worried and I can go to the corner as punishment anytime I want to ...


2,232 posted on 03/26/2013 5:32:30 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

In my accident, I only ever found one half of my glasses. The other half was obliterated when the hood of the car came back to shave off the left side of the head of the guy to my right.

To this day, I’m glad the photos were in B&W.

My dad was dead, my mom was in WY and my son, thankfully was with her. Otherwise, he would have been killed, I am sure. I never went anywhere without him.

Long story, that. Maybe some day....


2,233 posted on 03/26/2013 5:34:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Tax-chick ... may I stand in your corner and scream too?
2,234 posted on 03/26/2013 5:34:59 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

“I think I’m OK, but the truck isn’t.”

Yeah, typical guy response.
He’s probably going to be sore, stiff, aches pain, walking like Frankenstein etc for the next couple days.
If the airbag and seatbelt did what they were supposed to he’ll probably be able to recall the smell and taste of airbag at will.
[It’s gross and somewhat disconcerting. It’s a burning smell that should not be. And your brain repeatedly shrieks that fact to you.]

If he’s taking pics of the vehicle he’s probably okay.


2,235 posted on 03/26/2013 5:39:24 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: no-to-illegals

Got any 2’s?

Never worry about the ‘Face. Since my accident, my Guardian Angels work overtime! ;o]


2,236 posted on 03/26/2013 5:39:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
(I feel like I’m coming unglued, right now.)

Just for you:


2,237 posted on 03/26/2013 5:40:33 PM PDT by null and void (If the government is so worried about civil disturbance, why are they working so hard to disturb us?)
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To: Monkey Face

Giving Thanks for Angels.


2,238 posted on 03/26/2013 5:40:40 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

You forgot the inflection: woRK? LOL!


2,239 posted on 03/26/2013 5:41:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

you are correct. Maynard .. what was he? Gilligan?


2,240 posted on 03/26/2013 5:43:18 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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