Did you fall asleep in the chair?
No, but I came close. I told the tecnician to just clean my teeth, please, and not hassle me about the tartar, because otherwise I'd have a hysterical meltdown right in the office.
She was very good and got my teeth clean quickly, and said I could have x-rays some day when I wasn't on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Excellent dental practice - they know how to keep a customer ;-).