Trouble is, it's 17°F (-8°C) out there right now. Sunny though!
Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
Gee, doesn’t look like my kittahs but does sound like them!
The universe should move out of their way.
LOL! Seems like it sometimes...
Today is generator installation day. The concrete pad was poured last week, and the genny is going in today. There may be a two-hour power outage here when the installation is going on this afternoon, but no one is going to miss me anyway... ;-)
We will all miss you. None of the good shooting ranges are anywhere near your place. You're safe for the day.
Ungh...
True ‘dat.
I’ve retrieved Elen from driving practice and now must get going on the rest of the day. I’m tired already!
Tell me about it!
That's rhetorical, by the way.
Wow. That's the earliest in the morning I've ever achieved my goal.
There is a shooting range in our back yard.
Sorry, I meant public ranges. I'll remember the invite when it warms up a little. If it comes with instruction I may find myself well prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
Or the Cyprian apocalypse, which is actually looking like a possibility.
Cypriot, not Cyprian. “Cyprian” is outdated slang for “prostitute.”
(Have a been annoying?)
“Prostitute apocalypse” sounds rather...um...annoyingly zombie-ish. (Not what I really wanted to say, but this IS a family thread.)
“Zombie Prostitutes of Las Vegas”?
And good morning. It’s still cold here, but there are catbeems.
I’m off to plan music for Sunday.
It's a start, but education without a slur isn't annoying, it's helpful, IMHO. Annoying would have been:
Any jerk knows “Cyprian” is outdated slang for “prostitute.”
I think it sounds like the current Congress.
Don't even get me started on POTUS.
Oh, I see. That sort of thing makes Tom VERY annoying!
I suppose we could use today’s thread to channel our collective inner Andy Rooney.
I find using misusing meetings at the top of my list. If you need to talk with someone, head over to his/her desk and talk. Don’t wait until you have a bunch of people who have nothing to do with it in a meeting and then start the discussion. At best it’s a waste of time. At worst the people who know nothing about it are going to gum up the works. Have an agenda. Invite people who are associated with the topics on the agenda. Achieve the agenda. Adjourn. Is that really so hard?
Good morning! Bright, sunny and crisp here.
It’s difficult to draw the line between excessive coddling and proper spider treatment.
How do they convey their thoughts with faces covered (mostly) with fur?
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