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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 03/15/2013 5:42:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 right in the doorway. I gave it 5 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, even placed it in my wheelchair to help it get around. I then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadnt rolled itself outside. It certainly hadnt killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadnt even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and its the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. Alright, well Im off to check on my spoons. I hear theyre making people fat.
(This is meant to make a point, not to be a literal representation of events. No gun was actually left unattended, just as no spoons were actually checked on. If you cannot grasp this, then you are more dense than the metal the gun is made from. Thank you.)
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: guns; insanity; ofst; silliness
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To: r-q-tek86
I’ve been told it indicates a truely sick mind. Meh. I like the giant hand that nails the guy running down the highway.
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:17:28 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: Cyber Liberty; ZirconEncrustedTweezers
I think it leaves everything to the imagination.
And imaginations are runnin’ wild around here.
To: Lucky9teen
I guess the Swiffer commercial is true...where people have the most fun with those things.
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:18:11 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: TheOldLady
And imaginations are runnin wild around here. IOW, a standard OFST....
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:19:12 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: Cyber Liberty
245
posted on
03/15/2013 11:20:17 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: Cyber Liberty; Berlin_Freeper
I like the giant hand that nails the guy running down the highway. Then you would like the video Berlin_Freeper posted at 214
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:22:34 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:22:54 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: r-q-tek86
Boy: Ma! What fo dinnah?!!
Mother : Oh, we hava rice tonight, son
Boy: (puts his head in his hands, at the temple tightly and whines)”Oh NO!! NOT RICE AGAIN !!
And that, my children, is why Asian eyes are as they are.
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:23:27 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: Cyber Liberty
Indeed. This is a very good one. LMS (laughed myself silly).
To: Cyber Liberty
I remember the cruise, you bet. My berthing was back aft, and the JFK had a bad shaking problem up around 30 knots, which was our speed across the Med. Imagine waking up severely hung over to your bunk shaking itself apart.
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:24:24 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(I'm not losing my hair, it's just retired and relocating further south.)
To: Cyber Liberty
(I see Luckys picture.) I just figured out our content filter was blocking it. I see it now.
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:27:04 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Cyber Liberty
What I want you to do (once again) is to stare at this negative photo of this lady for a minute or so. Dont forget to fixate the dots on her nose while youre doing it. After some time, turn your eyes to a plain surface right next to the image (a ceiling or a blank wall would serve fine as well). A negative of a negative, a proper image in full-color if you will, will then appear momentarily. The more you blink, the better afterimage effect youll experience!
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:28:11 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
Hard to tell... I just took one pill out of each bottle this morning... then the drinking started...
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:29:34 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: r-q-tek86
One of those "Eat what you want and ride the rest home" kind of things? Careful. This is a family thread.
Oh, I see what you meant. Nevermind.
Context is everything.
(And how did I get so far behind just going to lunch and doing a little work this week?)
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:33:39 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: envisio
sent you a text with a pic of true restoration of hope for our children.
my baby. with an .308
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:34:22 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: r-q-tek86
Both of those were pretty heavy....
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:34:29 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: Lucky9teen
That's cool. Reminds me of this image. If you stare at it for a minute, you can start to see a giraffe
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:34:57 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:35:44 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: ArGee
Careful. This is a family thread.Yes... I seem to remember having to take down an "Easter's Cancelled" image so you could share the OFST with your daughter.
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:37:11 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: llevrok
And what does a Greek Urn?
260
posted on
03/15/2013 11:37:24 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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