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MY OPUS
BY
blueunicorn6

Tears of sadness roll down my cheeks and fall like the dead leaves of Autumn onto my Strawberry Shortcake stationery. I feel the acidy bile of righteous indignation welling up in my vegan nourished intestinal track. The evil Free Republic people are back, posting their mean, hurtful and illiberal comments. Why must everyone on a conservative site be so conservative? I was sure that my clearly logical arguments like “People shouldn’t hurt!” and “Free the Kiwis!” would melt the arctic-cold hearts here. But no.....my nuggets of nowledge and logik were skewered by people who demanded facts instead of feelings. Well, what a fine world this would be if everyone felt that way! Remember the song FEELINGS by Morris Albert? Can you even imagine it entitled FACTS? No sir! I won’t live in a world where a guy can’t let the “whoa, whoa, whoa” out for the world to hear! So, it is with heavy heart, whoa whoa whoa, that I bare my hairless bosom to the world and renounce my membership with this organization of cat-haters and Amish bashers. My friends, my true friends, and they know who they are, but if you don’t, e-mail me and I will let you know, will understand this action that I take, throwing my body in front of the on-rushing locomotive of discrimination and boobie pictures that offend the cultured sensitivities I acquired at Harvard. The Harvard School of Ballet and Fingerpainting in Toadsuck, Arkansas. I was the Honor Graduate. And, as delicately as I can phrase it, you can take your s**tty selves and f**k off with all your smart-a** buddies here on Free Republic and shove a motherf***ing bottle of Jim Beam up your a**es while me and my homosexual buddies do each other, and whatever cats we find, on the golden beaches of f**king California. I will miss you. Love and kisses.