CELL PHONE CALLING

To: BankerWoman1; MestaMachine; humblegunner

41 posted on 01/15/2013 12:53:14 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)

Shao xia la-a-manta-i bin-day-lo?

The hell you say.

42 posted on 01/15/2013 1:03:02 PM PST by humblegunner

Well, just dayum. That exprains evelything.

43 posted on 01/15/2013 1:03:26 PM PST by MestaMachine (Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)

To: Responsibility2nd

44 posted on 01/15/2013 1:03:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)

To: BankerWoman1; humblegunner

Please, please ... PLEASE! Start a new thread to let us all know when your service comes back ...mmmK?

45 posted on 01/15/2013 1:07:42 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)

To: Slings and Arrows

I would like to mambo dogface to the banana patch.

And my cell phone picked up Tierra Del Fuego this morning. I found it odd.

46 posted on 01/15/2013 1:08:06 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg ("Don't be afraid to see what you see." -- Ronald Reagan)

To: BankerWoman1

There is an app for that.

47 posted on 01/15/2013 1:13:03 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)

Put de lime in de coconut and drink em bot up
Put de lime in de coconut an drink em bot togedda
Put de lime in de coconut and drink em bot up
Put de lime in de coconut and den you fell bedda!

48 posted on 01/15/2013 1:13:23 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)

Not much. Frodo was hanging around the towers again and fried Smeagol. Things will get back to normal as soon as they cleanup the burnt golum.

49 posted on 01/15/2013 1:14:52 PM PST by MestaMachine (Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)

To: BankerWoman1

Are you logged in?

(50 posts and I’m first with this? I’m stuned!)

50 posted on 01/15/2013 1:15:25 PM PST by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)

To: 50mm; shibumi

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51 posted on 01/15/2013 1:28:18 PM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)

To: BankerWoman1

Your tower lost power, Woman!

52 posted on 01/15/2013 1:30:13 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)

To: Slings and Arrows; BankerWoman1; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; ...

[KOCHANSKI is crouched over on her floor, staring under her bunk and poking a broom into the dark corners beneath]

KOCHANSKI You're there, I *know* you're there, you little sod! Come on, out! Out!

[Enter KRYTEN]

KOCHANSKI There's a mouse under here, its been scuttling around for about ten minutes.
KRYTEN It's not a mouse, ma'am, it's Archie.
KOCHANSKI Archie?
KRYTEN My penis. It must have escaped.
KOCHANSKI You know, I'm really going to have to get my ears syringed; do you know what that sounded like to me?
KRYTEN I made one.
KOCHANSKI Forget my ears, maybe my whole *brain* needs syringing... You made one?
KRYTEN Mmm. Out of an old electron board, a loo roll, some sticky-backed plastic and an Action Man's polo-neck jumper.
KOCHANSKI Kryten, why do you want one? KRYTEN It's so humiliating, being posted to the Women's Wing just because I'm genitally challenged! So I decided to make one like Mister Lister's. Little rascal must have got bored jumping in and out of his hoop and made a break for it during the night.
KOCHANSKI No wonder I couldn't lure him out with a bit of cheese. This whole thing's making sense now.
KRYTEN Just leave this to me, ma'am. Here, Archie! Here, boy!
KOCHANSKI There he is!

[A small, gibbering critter suddenly hurls itself out and across the floor, tears around the room like a miniature whirlwind and shoots back under the bunk, where KRYTEN traps it under a bucket. Undeterred, the gibbering thing nudges the bucket out from under the bunk, lurches around for a moment, then whizzes out of the cell door and down a corridor]

KOCHANSKI Kryten, do you realise what this means?
KRYTEN No, ma'am.
KOCHANSKI It means you're a real man.
KRYTEN It does? Why?
KOCHANSKI Because now, like all men, you have absolutely no control over your penis.
KRYTEN I'm so proud! Archie, come back!

53 posted on 01/15/2013 1:32:33 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable Tyranny)

To: Salamander; 50mm

54 posted on 01/15/2013 1:34:46 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)

To: Revolting cat!

What you need is a Tower of Power!

55 posted on 01/15/2013 1:38:57 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)

To: null and void

A King Missile - Red Dwarf connection. Who knew?

56 posted on 01/15/2013 1:57:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)

To: shibumi; 50mm

57 posted on 01/15/2013 2:17:46 PM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)

To: Slings and Arrows

If it exists, there is a Red Dwarf of it.

58 posted on 01/15/2013 2:18:55 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable Tyranny)

To: BankerWoman1

I had a similar problem. Did you check to see if your phone was turned on?

59 posted on 01/15/2013 2:22:45 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon or just throw her from the train......)

To: MestaMachine

I just called myself and nobody answered.

I just tried calling you too and got no answer. Are you sure you exist?

60 posted on 01/15/2013 2:25:32 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon or just throw her from the train......)

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